Player Bio: TNHL Cup Ringer

PLAYER BIO;Mick
born; Branford, Ontario
education; old school
thumb nail:

• disappers faster than a fart on the boardwalk
  
• hands quicker than Michael Jackson's at a boy scout jamboree
  
• has the ability to make Dan Straube look like a goal scorer to bad Dan has
  the ability to make himself NOT look like a goal scorer
  

Look for him to show up again during the playoffs when the commish calls in all of those oral favors from years past.