Thursday, March 08, 2007

Tournament Format


Tree has beer this week!



Okay Boys, we are overloaded with Irish! Somebody step up and set the teams.
Next week its on winner take all.

Due to constant whining I withdraw from the selection committee. Captain Sponge-Borque and Captain Underpants Fury can set the line-ups.

- Commish


Are you suggesting a draft?
Spongee has all that Fantasy Football experience......

-Daddy Pat



I concur, a draft is the best way. Daddy Pat is right on the money. My vote is put everyone's name in a hat and pull out the 2 captains. We all line up and the 2 captains pick the sides. It would go something like this:Capt'n Craskey's 1st pick- Brit. Then Capt'n Chuck's 1st pick-Spongee and so on and so on...
The 2 goalies could also pick the sides. If the goalies do pick they have to take all of the players, this way no one is sent home. The last guy picked gets the last beer.

-Spongee

29 Comments:

Blogger Crabby said...

Sounds good to me. Only Spongee is confused. The Commish already named the Captains so his dream (wet dream) of being picked first is toast!

Thu Mar 08, 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/59395

Thu Mar 08, 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, Captain Retard and the Great White Bambi Killer running the show! These idiots cant even figure out where to drink?

This league sucks.

The Smooth One

Thu Mar 08, 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sticks and pucks may break my bones, but a pussey like "The Smooth one" sucks the big hershey one...He's a FAG

Sigened
The Saran Wrapper................

Thu Mar 08, 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheaters never win...unless they are Irish.

Thu Mar 08, 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commish and Dennis St Dennis are Dark. Sponge-Borque and rusty set the rest of the lines.

The tournament is what it is the big question is will there be striper on the grill and will Liam bring enough "good Burgers" for everybody?

Commish

Thu Mar 08, 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet the commish forgets to bring a hat & slips with the players names.

I'll 3-1 odds, who's in?

Art Slechster

Thu Mar 08, 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blow me Toolbag. Sign your name and wear white jerkoff.

Have anice day!
Commish

Thu Mar 08, 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Into goalies he would stick a fork.

Whilst skating circles round spongy o’bourque.

He looks Irish not a bit.

This smooth skater we call Brit.

But I believe he hails from County Cork.

Fri Mar 09, 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Fri Mar 09, 11:21:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Did you guys see this?

Chris Simon Cheapshot

damn!

Fri Mar 09, 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Fri Mar 09, 02:10:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Keep it clean!

Fri Mar 09, 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't access the Chris Simon Cheap shot. Is there a link address you can send us to?

Fri Mar 09, 02:16:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

cut and paste this address into your browser:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht6RyAI9370

if that doesn't work, go to YouTube and search for "Chris Simon Cheapshot"

Fri Mar 09, 04:11:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

and if that doesn't work, turn off your computer, disassemble it, pack it up, ship back from whence it came, and go back to reading newspapers.

Fri Mar 09, 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, is everyone done with the bull%$^%$ ? Now the commish said he want's the Sponge and myself to pick the teams.
We should start with an official roster of players.
This is what I have off the top of my head

Rusty O'Fury
Joe "six pack"
Daddy Pat
Crabby
Rob "Tree" Toomey
Shooter
Liam
Murph
"Crafty" Craskey
"Broke Beer" Brian
Fricker

If the sponge could reply with some picks of his own, we could go from there.

Fri Mar 09, 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ, Tree has never skated with Irish but its your show.

Commish

Fri Mar 09, 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am surprised that after my fine display of defense I would still be considered a goalie.


Sixpack

Sat Mar 10, 09:49:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Spongee and Hell hath no Fury like Russ pick sides ... who's Irish and who is not doesn't matter. The Irish have long since retired the all world trophy so this year we need a new theme ... how about this year it's Moes (sponge) versus Nicks (Rusty) ... who's with me! or ponytails versus the nazi (wags)

Sat Mar 10, 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey like I said it was off the top of my head. If I missed or aquired a player that never played for us or your team we can make adjustments. Thats the beauty of this tourney. You take Tooms back. I did remember one I missed "Holy Tom" I think is his name. We can also make final adjustments on game night.

About Moe's, Lets alternate the rest of the year and have a final assesment.

Crab's it's always going to be the Irish against the world. It can't be any other way.

The lines have been drawn!
Let's go Irish!!

Rusty O'Fury

Sat Mar 10, 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, now that Crabs is deleting my rebuttals. It was fun while it lasted. Like Russ says let's move on...

Russ has made it easy for me. If your name is not listed on the the White team. You are on the Dark squad.
The Dark squad has locker room #4.

Retards Vs. Transvestites

We will have a clock keeper
Denise Pazzano...

Congrats to the Springfield Cougars on winning the whole thing.
Victory party was at Club Dukes. Dan Lucy asked if he may make a special appearance for the dark team. Time will tell.

Shooter some of your best friends from Sharon Hill said to say hi, Shawn Fitz & Dave Delloso.

See you Tuesday Night
Spongee
The Darkies Rock...

Sat Mar 10, 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retard, Lucey is out. No sandbagging if I'm on Dark.All we need is you to stop giving outlet passes to the other team.

Birdcage

Sat Mar 10, 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a supprise, the Sponge doesnt comprehend what he reads. I said we will make final adjustments Tuesday night. You want Mr. Lucy we get Brit O'Goldberg. He said he want's to play for a winner so team Ireland is the team for him. Oh about the locker room the winner from the previous tourney gets #4. Oh yea thats team Ireland!!!!!! REmember,last year we had no tourney. The winner from 05 was the Irish you retard. Thanks for the heads up.

Always Irish,
Rusty O'Fury

Sat Mar 10, 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erin Goe Top Shelf....

Spongee Goes Wide

Sun Mar 11, 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Retards and Transvestites, Lucy would only offer his services if we asked him and if we needed players.

Russ has set up the sides. The teams look "even" to me. You are dark if your not on Russ's team list.

Now its time to trash talk:
The white team eats yellow snow off their skate blades.

Spongee

Sun Mar 11, 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So....

Is Spongee's team White or Dark?

Sun Mar 11, 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wondering the same thing...

Sun Mar 11, 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spongee's team is Dark. The Irish are white.

Daddy Pat, I'll be running late due a father son game this week. Can you make sure the Sponge doesnt screw with the teams? Make sure we have "Holy Tom" and they have Brit or the other way around. they must be split up.

The yellow snow is from Team Ireland scaring the piss out of you!!!!!!

GO IRISH

Rusty o' Fury

Mon Mar 12, 04:18:00 PM  

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