Tournament Format

Tree has beer this week!
Okay Boys, we are overloaded with Irish! Somebody step up and set the teams.
Next week its on winner take all.
Due to constant whining I withdraw from the selection committee. Captain Sponge-Borque and Captain Underpants Fury can set the line-ups.
- Commish
Are you suggesting a draft?
Spongee has all that Fantasy Football experience......
-Daddy Pat
I concur, a draft is the best way. Daddy Pat is right on the money. My vote is put everyone's name in a hat and pull out the 2 captains. We all line up and the 2 captains pick the sides. It would go something like this:Capt'n Craskey's 1st pick- Brit. Then Capt'n Chuck's 1st pick-Spongee and so on and so on...
The 2 goalies could also pick the sides. If the goalies do pick they have to take all of the players, this way no one is sent home. The last guy picked gets the last beer.
-Spongee
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Sounds good to me. Only Spongee is confused. The Commish already named the Captains so his dream (wet dream) of being picked first is toast!
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Great, Captain Retard and the Great White Bambi Killer running the show! These idiots cant even figure out where to drink?
This league sucks.
The Smooth One
Sticks and pucks may break my bones, but a pussey like "The Smooth one" sucks the big hershey one...He's a FAG
Sigened
The Saran Wrapper................
Cheaters never win...unless they are Irish.
Commish and Dennis St Dennis are Dark. Sponge-Borque and rusty set the rest of the lines.
The tournament is what it is the big question is will there be striper on the grill and will Liam bring enough "good Burgers" for everybody?
Commish
I bet the commish forgets to bring a hat & slips with the players names.
I'll 3-1 odds, who's in?
Art Slechster
Blow me Toolbag. Sign your name and wear white jerkoff.
Have anice day!
Commish
Into goalies he would stick a fork.
Whilst skating circles round spongy o’bourque.
He looks Irish not a bit.
This smooth skater we call Brit.
But I believe he hails from County Cork.
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Did you guys see this?
Chris Simon Cheapshot
damn!
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Keep it clean!
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OK, is everyone done with the bull%$^%$ ? Now the commish said he want's the Sponge and myself to pick the teams.
We should start with an official roster of players.
This is what I have off the top of my head
Rusty O'Fury
Joe "six pack"
Daddy Pat
Crabby
Rob "Tree" Toomey
Shooter
Liam
Murph
"Crafty" Craskey
"Broke Beer" Brian
Fricker
If the sponge could reply with some picks of his own, we could go from there.
Russ, Tree has never skated with Irish but its your show.
Commish
I am surprised that after my fine display of defense I would still be considered a goalie.
Sixpack
Spongee and Hell hath no Fury like Russ pick sides ... who's Irish and who is not doesn't matter. The Irish have long since retired the all world trophy so this year we need a new theme ... how about this year it's Moes (sponge) versus Nicks (Rusty) ... who's with me! or ponytails versus the nazi (wags)
Hey like I said it was off the top of my head. If I missed or aquired a player that never played for us or your team we can make adjustments. Thats the beauty of this tourney. You take Tooms back. I did remember one I missed "Holy Tom" I think is his name. We can also make final adjustments on game night.
About Moe's, Lets alternate the rest of the year and have a final assesment.
Crab's it's always going to be the Irish against the world. It can't be any other way.
The lines have been drawn!
Let's go Irish!!
Rusty O'Fury
Well, now that Crabs is deleting my rebuttals. It was fun while it lasted. Like Russ says let's move on...
Russ has made it easy for me. If your name is not listed on the the White team. You are on the Dark squad.
The Dark squad has locker room #4.
Retards Vs. Transvestites
We will have a clock keeper
Denise Pazzano...
Congrats to the Springfield Cougars on winning the whole thing.
Victory party was at Club Dukes. Dan Lucy asked if he may make a special appearance for the dark team. Time will tell.
Shooter some of your best friends from Sharon Hill said to say hi, Shawn Fitz & Dave Delloso.
See you Tuesday Night
Spongee
The Darkies Rock...
Retard, Lucey is out. No sandbagging if I'm on Dark.All we need is you to stop giving outlet passes to the other team.
Birdcage
What a supprise, the Sponge doesnt comprehend what he reads. I said we will make final adjustments Tuesday night. You want Mr. Lucy we get Brit O'Goldberg. He said he want's to play for a winner so team Ireland is the team for him. Oh about the locker room the winner from the previous tourney gets #4. Oh yea thats team Ireland!!!!!! REmember,last year we had no tourney. The winner from 05 was the Irish you retard. Thanks for the heads up.
Always Irish,
Rusty O'Fury
Erin Goe Top Shelf....
Spongee Goes Wide
Yo, Retards and Transvestites, Lucy would only offer his services if we asked him and if we needed players.
Russ has set up the sides. The teams look "even" to me. You are dark if your not on Russ's team list.
Now its time to trash talk:
The white team eats yellow snow off their skate blades.
Spongee
So....
Is Spongee's team White or Dark?
I was wondering the same thing...
Spongee's team is Dark. The Irish are white.
Daddy Pat, I'll be running late due a father son game this week. Can you make sure the Sponge doesnt screw with the teams? Make sure we have "Holy Tom" and they have Brit or the other way around. they must be split up.
The yellow snow is from Team Ireland scaring the piss out of you!!!!!!
GO IRISH
Rusty o' Fury
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