Hockey Players and Sponge , the Commish's job is never done. I regret to inform you of a loss of one of the Originals. Dennis St. Dennis is hanging up his Trapper and is going into semi-retirement(Quitter). He may stop by from time to time(with beer) to see us but he's moving on. League rules require two full-time Goalie's that are dependable so I have extended a non-binding contract to Italian Goalie X.
Dennis never missed a game without a call just like Sixpack. I wish I could say the same about the rest of you retards!
PS Birdcage is back. I have to give him a spot he needs it. As you know I can never turn my back on a veteran. The Bird is a "good fellow" and has vowed perfect attendance this year.
With Dennis St Seive gone whose splintered stick am I going to trip over. Make sure get get a guy who knows how to smash a stick. If he can do it on the first swing that would be even better. Bring extra bee just in case the new bird cage shows up
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Thanks Quitter
Hockey Players and Sponge , the Commish's job is never done. I regret to inform you of a loss of one of the Originals. Dennis St. Dennis is hanging up his Trapper and is going into semi-retirement(Quitter). He may stop by from time to time(with beer) to see us but he's moving on.
League rules require two full-time Goalie's that are dependable so I have extended a non-binding contract to Italian Goalie X.
Dennis never missed a game without a call just like Sixpack. I wish I could say the same about the rest of you retards!
PS Birdcage is back. I have to give him a spot he needs it. As you know I can never turn my back on a veteran. The Bird is a "good fellow" and has vowed perfect attendance this year.
That's all boy's see you in October.
Da Commish
"Great" I can smell the stuffed shells now in the locker room from the new goalie...
Spongee
can you find someone with a weak glove-hand who likes to bring beer every week?
Have you tried Rent-a-Goalie?
With Dennis St Seive gone whose splintered stick am I going to trip over. Make sure get get a guy who knows how to smash a stick. If he can do it on the first swing that would be even better. Bring extra bee just in case the new bird cage shows up
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