Player Bio: Johnny Long Pants
Johnny Long Pants
Acquired Feb 2005 as the player to be named later in the Adam "Bird Cage" Taylor deal.
Signed a long term deal in the summer of 2006.
THUMBNAIL:
- Height 5'5" in shoes 6'5" on skates, I think his long pants make him look taller on the ice.
- Smooth skater with great hands & a heavy shot. Defensive standout who lacks only the Ass portion of his hockey pants.
- Pretty sure he is Italian because he wants to know when is his turn on the wine list.
-sixpack
posted by Crabby at 11/11/2007 09:07:00 AM
23 Comments:
Crabby, it looks like you fixed it, or maybe Im just an idiot.
Don't sell yourself short joe...
Seriously.
Did Liam just make a short joke?
Is that a question or a statement six?
Player Bio on the Jerkoff next to Longpants:
Hockey Card player skates one direction. Nevr enters his defensive zone because he sure he will score lots of goals hanging on the offensive blue line waiting for Brit to deflect a puck off his stick while in bubble hockey position. Loves to give Jay a reach around strip search in front of the net. Fondly known as Woody by his peers. Only has a white jersey and is frequently late and drives 200 hundred each way to play.
Hey Toolbag.
You described Chuck, but that ain't Chuck. I think you should get your glasses check and enter couples counselling with Chuck and good therapist.
I need a pretzel...fast!
Somebody introduce the Commish to De-Caf
I think he needs a hooker
You make me feel so violated when Im in front of the net. Maybe if I can get my other leg working properly, I can avoid some of the indecent groping. I understand Chuck has a thing for the elderly and disabled.
Commish,
I'm out this week. If things work out I may be back next week.
Rusty
Rusty is out again!
Sounds like he is worried Shooter is going to make us go to the Lamb Tavern or the lounge at Harley Manor.
Don't worry Rusty, it looks like weare going to Moe's.
I believe shooter is still residing in the Caribbean on his sex jaunt with the mother in law….he’s trying to hit for the cycle , so to speak, by sixtynining with a sixtynine year old. Ok, I think I just made my self sick…..
Russ=Interboro Quitter
48 bottles of Miller Lite in my trunk just waiting for stories about the old days in Collingdale.
Better than changing diapers that's for sure.
Sorry, no Rolo's, but if that Bruster's is open I'll buy some pretzels...man I miss Brusters.
Things were tough and money was tight back in Collingdale, but bad enough to drink Miller Lite.
Where is the Genny Cream Ale?
AH SHIT YOU ALLRIGHT Commish?
I'll bring two (white jersey) tonight.
One for me and one for BRIT.
Chuck
Low blow Commish. That hurt.
Rusty
Picky bastards. There is nothing wrong with Miller Lite.
Beer snobs.
Russ, you alight? Dont shoot me. Spongee made me do it.
Pure-goal scorer.
Can we update the beer list. I have some warm Natural Lights I need to get rid of.
Thanks#15
This video goes out to Rusty ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1GjyrQiSRs
Good post.
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