WEEKLY UPDATE

Week two is in the books and once again the boy's showed up, huge effort, two cases of beer! As for the hockey that wasn't bad either & just like last week the Commish's squad, dark this time, skated away with a win. The gang from the dark side peppered Tree with a bucket full of rubber using a combination of slick skating & precise passing. Rob stood tall in net easily earning his 12oz. rewards with many big stops. The White boy's hung tough picking up a big goal from Daddy Pat to keep things close & would have had a few more if Crafty's sticks were made out of something other than balsa wood. Maybe he should try a Viagra that should keep his wood stiff for about 4 hours. Rusty, trying to recapture his youth, stole a stick from his son & almost took my head off with a shot & Opie looked much taller after breaking his own weapon then using one of Frickers. Cleavage Corner was a tremendous disappointment this week -NOTHING- it was like Kelly Ripa was there.
For some reason we didn't have any fans at this one, unless you count the guy in the lobby waiting for his son to finish work for the night. He looked really happy to see us schlep out of the locker room with beers and coolers while his non driving son cleaned up after us. So it was off to the parking lot where Rusty put all his Peco management smarts on display & pulled out some office furniture. Any way it was a good week of hockey & suds so I will leave with this.....As you continue this long crawl through life take a little time and get behind a woman in a short skirt, at least for a little while