Game Summary
The "tournament" is officially dead. White loses despite a magnificent effort from Sixpack. Crabby played like a complete ass (hence the butt pics) and is truly contrite. My apologies to all of the "blacks" and to the net. I've seen goalies do that and it looked like fun.
P.s. Hope Liam and Jeff aren't too effed up today.
P.s.s. Ponytails likes her some hippy hockey player
P.s.s.s Left or right?
posted by Crabby at 3/14/2007 09:03:00 AM
35 Comments:
I want to see ID before I choose
Mr. Crab, You are officially under investigation by the executive board. Once all the facts are presented to the emergency review officials you will be notified of your punishment.
I would advise you to have an attorney represent you in this matter. This is a serious matter and will be dealt with swiftly.
TNHL EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE
He had a rough nite. It could happen to anyone. He got himself so hyped for the big first game of the tourney that it was a huge letdown when the game was not going to be official. I know he said some things he realy didnt mean, "I'm never playing if you try the Irish against the world bull&^%". I say give him a brake! no sanctions of any kind!!!! Now , I am hearing that the JV playoffs will be over by next week. If this is true we will be able to have our game "Spuds vs. Cruds" this week.
Yours in Hockey,
RUSTY O'FURY
P.S. GO IRISH
Crap I forgot, RIGHT!!!!!
TNHLers, the tourney starts next week I will anounce the teams next Monday on the blog. I must take things over and run the show if its going to be another thrilling tourney.
Once the teams are set there will be no swinging players or mystery guests. Fear not Mr. Crab next week will be your chance for redemption.
THE COMMISH
Right is tight.
Commish
Assumng both girls are legal and after careful examination, I have to agree with the Commish.....Right IS Tight
Daddy Pat
Crab-cage, its just a game with players that have diminishing skills. Take a page from Captain Kilgore dont worry be happy!
God loves you.
The real crabs have an open skate this Sunday at Oaks. 4:15 $20 Get in touch if you're interested.
-steamed crab
Are you going to flip out in Oaks?
Hooligan
I guess I got that coming. Have fun with it boys.
it turns out that crabby has a history of sullen behavior. we did a little digging in the archives and found a picture of crabby as young lad watching a springfied cougars soccer game.
http://www.insanesoccer.com/games/images/thefinger.jpg
My understanding is that our TNHL union benefits include such services as anger management assistance for crustaceans. I contacted our human resorce department and they recommended this office:
Dr. Y.R. Umadd
800-SHELHELP
All referrals are strictly confidential!
Crabby scored a record 12 feet on the net throw the other night, and score style points from the judges by not disturbing the post pins. Well done.
Going to be hard to beat.
The only thing Team USA can hope for a strong performance in the "tackle and jerk" by Spongey. Looking forward to Tuesday.
Looks like all those steroids are paying off. Thanks Balco!
Ipick both pictures over those ones of Tig
Left side "hardbody". The school girl outfit,always a winner.
So, Team USA won. The White team of the Irish lost. New sides coming from Capt'n Dan?
Did Crab's want to end the game when he flipped the net?
Please keep me on the USA side. I will be out drinking for St. Patty's day, but I have too much German in me to keep under wrap's.
Happy St. Patty's Day
Spongee
Sponge is on Irish dont beg.
USA wants his crisp outlet pass.
I pick the picture of Tig in his shorts. That's a hard body.
PLAYBALL, NO I.D. NEEDED!!!
Gentleman, the sides will be posted late tonight. All rosters are final and not up for discussion.
O'Commish
Rosters will be posted on lockeroom doors. Get dressed where your name is posted. That doesnt mean you can be stingy with the suds!
PS-Due to lower body injury DARK is rostering 2 Sivs.
McCommish
right wins - 4 to 2 and tigg got 1 vote (wtf?)
Did the commish vote for Tig..... Again?
O'Commish,
I was out of town this past weekend and am just getting around to the blog. I'm sorry that the Sponge didnt take the responsibility of team capt. seriously. I'm sorry that has fallen back to you. Let's hope everything goes well tonite.
Always Irish,
Rusty O'Fury
Dark wins!
White sucks
toolbag!
Father crab the goalie molester. The only good thing about white is the goalie and he wont even get dressed with the other cheaters.
Chuck gets flop of the year award no thats a toolbag.
Great team effort boys. Dark wins again crisp passing and unselfish play will always beat allstar teams. Thanks, to Bob Kilgore for his leadership and efforts on the ice last night. A true warrior!!
BOB IS MVP
Crabby leads the league in apologies.
White broke a alltime record for icings last night.
Who ever wrote; thanks to Bob K., thanks but...
I was on the ice for 4 out of the 5 goals that The Lad's scored.
Even my kid questioned what side I was on. The only time a had a good chance of redeeming myself was when Brit passed me the puck in the slot. Six pack broke up the play. He then added F*** Y**, Joey did make a great play.
It was a great game by both sides.
Father Crab was flying around. Daddy Pat said to Liam don't cry over spilled milk.
Series: 2 games for Team USA
Bobby Sponge Kilgore
Father Crab tried a reach around on the young boy good thing tree interupted his fondling attempt.
Father Crab he's just a boy and its just a game??
I reiterate: toolbag!
Dark rules again! I agree Chuck's flop was the highlight of the nights for the Mutt's. Please Chuck have some respect for the game. You look like you got shot from a clean play by Captain Sponge then you stay on the ice another 4 minute shift!!
Now thats a Toolbag Father Crab.
White strategy ice the puck , ice the puck, ice the puck. Hang at blue line screw Joe Sixpack.
There's friggin milk all over my car seat!!!
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