Wednesday, November 28, 2007

DYNAMIC DUO: COMMISH & DADDY PAT


These two former hair models are an integral part of the TNHL fabric, true gamers in every sense of the word.

First up DADDY PAT,

Although not a founding member of the TNHL, Pat is a veteran of many years. His relentless work ethic on the ice speaks volumes about his character. A natural forward, he lacks only scoring ability. His hard nosed, gritty style was developed on the hard scrabble streets of South Collingdale. Willing to play where most needed, usually defense, Pat puts to rest that Irish myth..... He has one of the longest sticks in the league.

On to THE COMMISH

Our founder & leader. He is Lord Stanley, Don Couglin, Lester Patrick & Conn Smyth all rolled into one, as you can see when he tries to pull his sweater over his gear. The consummate leader, Dan is not shy about getting his team into the game if they fall behind or start to coast & is quick to step up when any crisis arises to insure a good skate every Tuesday night. Another Collingdale product, The Commish perfected his defensive skills by practicing the reach around at the swim club on everyone's favorite Shoplifting Granny. But where the Commish really excels is in the front office, his signings have been Holmgrenesqe, as he places himself among the top talent week after week.

It is men like these two legends the TNHL was built on: If there was a Mount Rushmore of TNHLer's The Commish & Daddy Pat would be on it, not only for what they have done for our league but because it is much easier to sculpt a head without hair.

-Joe St. Joey

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's a classic!

Wed Nov 28, 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That chick is HOT!

Crabby, is she over 18? I would want to get in trouble thinking about Hot Human Sex

-15

Fri Nov 30, 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget Sunday night at Springfield. 6:30 to 8:00

We need skaters bad.

Fri Nov 30, 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you need bad skaters ask sponge

Fri Nov 30, 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DON COUGHLIN, wow!

I forgot about the Commish's hero & role model. I heard Dan has gone so far as to shave his head to have the same hair (or lack of Hair) style as his hero AND if asked, Dan always has a pocket full of rubberbands for the kids. I bet we could get im to carry the nets for 50 cents.

Collingdale Park Guard

Sat Dec 01, 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FRANK WILL BE AT THE RINK TO SHARPEN SKATES THIS WEEK!

As mentioned before, we have Frank scheduled for the 1st Tuesday of each month to be at the rink to sharpen skates. He will be at the rink at about 7:45 PM to provide his services.

Please remember, this is hi slast visit before the holidays and a Little extra Holiday Tip would be a nice gesture to show our appreciation.

See you Tuesday

Daddy Pat

Sun Dec 02, 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make it a good tip boy's Pat has little ones at home.

#15

Sun Dec 02, 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commish,
I'm out due to the storm (work). Sorry .

Rusty

Tue Dec 04, 02:38:00 PM  

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