Saturday, March 31, 2012

WEEKLY UP-LATE


Sorry about the delay with the update, as many of you know my computer was on vacation in Texas the past week or so but I have returned to the Internet & now my wrist hurts.
I'm not sure which team won this week, it was a back & forth battle so I'm just gonna say the White boys win because of they scored the "next goal wins" goal. Short benches didn't slow the pace as Romo & the White's showed some early jump & took the lead banking a shot/pass from the corner behind the goal line off my stick & into the net, making it a two goal game. The Darkies then went on a run of their own, Crafty was sporting a dark jersey for maybe the first time all season was a welcomed addition & other than his left handed shot looked exactly like Crabby. Oh yea & Crabby has a bomb for a slapshot. Opie's relentless attack helped the Dark climb back into this one & eventually take the lead, his high tempo game make this old guy tired just watching him. Murph & Flounder had their hands full with the speed of some of the White flat-bellies & did a great job logging major minutes with the short bench. While the Darkies were looking to fill the net Tree was looking to change the color his new White pads, they wont stay that color for long with the way he plays.
Quiet Brian & Fricker managed to find the scoreboard but were frustrated many times with Tree's new gear. The Darkies could have used a few more goals because the White squad had some tricks up their sleeves, Officer Friendly kept the pressure on with his forecheck often picking up loose pucks & generally wreaking havoc in the Dark end, they even used the hottest stick in the T. Spongee, playing his unique style of turn it over & curse your decision, channeled his childhood hero & began to dance around the ice like Prince
& for the second week in a row found the back of the net, Sponge says the shots are falling like Purple Rain. The Whites then used the "Potato Salad Line" featuring Shooter, Rusty & their sons these guys made the Dark end look like a family reunion. While the proud fathers did their share, Popgun & Rustoleum kept the Dark squad winded & wounded as their lead melted away. Shooter ended the tilt with a wrist shot & Liam Limped in with a pot of gold or at least a cooler full of Molsen Golden....
Awesome!
Commish, Daddy Pat & Curty missed this week due to a conflict with a rally in support of Trayvon
& Johnnylong Pants was drunk.

Till next week

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya Joey,
Way to Rock it.....
Prince is the man!

Sun Apr 01, 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fricker doubtful for TNHL this week. Will be out of town and may not be back in time.

Mon Apr 02, 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Each player is suppose to coordinate their own replacement. I hope you have lined somebody up to smack us with a stick while you are gone.

Mon Apr 02, 05:13:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

I heard he got Tim McCracken to cover for him.

Mon Apr 02, 07:30:00 PM  
Blogger sixpack said...

I heard it was Tim's brother..... Phil

Mon Apr 02, 08:06:00 PM  

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