Player Bio: Green Sneakers

Player Bio: Green Sneakers
Birth Date: About 22 years ago
Birth Place: Moose Knuckle, Saskatchewan
Education: OLPH, Lou Turks, and Delilahs

• Irish Coaching prospect (note the green shirt and green sneakers)
  
• Majored in the art of dancing, minored in crowd management
  
• Goes for a man with a beef combo stains on his shirt
  
• Limp Bizkit Groupie on weekends
  
• Has a twin sister
  
• Switch hitter
  
• Allergic to twinkies