Game 18 Summary - from the crease

Amid a swirling gambling controversy, the TNHL dropped the puck Tuesday night & had another good skate. But the big story late Tuesday was the news that several big name players from both rosters were under investigation involving Super Bowl Block Pools. Daddy Pat was the only player officially named because his name, along with SIXPACK’S wife Donna, appeared on a high dollar block pool based in North Wildwood NJ. Blocks were said to cost a staggering $5. Sources tell the TNHL that almost every player in the league wagered, in some way, on the Super Bowl.

On to the game… White wins big. SIXPACK played like The Legendary Zamphier, Master of the Pan Flute, I Blew. Some nice goals were scored by the white boys, Krafty Kraskey, Billy “The Statue” Leach, Tommy “Motor Mouth” Dolan & “Shooter”, along with the rest. The dark squad played well enough to win, but this game came down to goaltending. Dennis St. Dennis was outstanding all night, frustrating the darkies all night, while SIXPACK did little to help his teammates. I played with a case of Myhedup Miassitus or My head up my ass!

Yo Liam, nice Hiney’s & Fricker thanks for the additional frosty one’s

Till next week

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