Game 19 Summary - From the crease
Lots of room to get dressed to play this week as only the REAL MEN made it to hockey this valentine skate. Play did not suffer however as is was a spirited game with plenty of action at both ends. Although there were only three subs per side the pace was pretty quick. The White squad, led by The Commish, his attorney, Fricker & Liam all had points on the night but still ended up with a minus for the game. Russ “The Big Yellow Stud” & Daddy Pat were strong on defense while The Pope used his quick glove hand to stone several darkies on the evening. Brian “The New Guy” looked winded by the end of his third shift but continued to battle.
The Dark Side used timely scoring & good team defense to skate off with the win. The Bonner Connection was a factor at both ends as were Birdcage & his buddy. Johnny rollerpants was his usual steady self on the back line, but the cops were the story for the dark boys. Chuckie What Time scored goals, and created havoc anytime he was not on the bench, while Jaybird “The One Leg Wonder” was awesome on D, calmly keeping pucks away from SIXPACK & moved the puck into the rush with several nice outlet passes. It was nice to see Fricker use his newest weapon, a slapshot during the game, after getting a private lesson just before the skate.
There were very few players moving through SIXPACKS crease as a result of Crabby’s injury. Still sorry about that, get back soon, we hardly missed you during the game but drinking afterward just was not the same.
The save of the game came from Shooter when he showed up at 11:25 pm with a cooler in tow just as it looked like he would be suspended for alcohol abuse.
Just wanted to send out get well wishes to Iceman Wilson, The Cone apparently drives on the ice the same way he skates- he hits anything that moves. Hope everyone is okay Den.
Till Next Week
SIXPACK
posted by Crabby at 2/15/2006 10:32:00 PM
6 Comments:
crappy beer, slow pace, soft goals,meth laced water bottles, birds chirpin, and no crabby.
I was there in spirit. (Note the "slow pace" comment. I'm going stir crazy! If I don't get to lace 'em up again soon, I can't be held responsible for my actions! Can I borrow your lawyer Commish?
I'm 99% sure I'm out next week too. Maybe I should look into getting bubble-wrapped before each game?
Maybe we should start calling you Michele Kwan, come back from an injury only to go out again. Maybe you could leave the warmth & comfort of your home to COACH, wink wink, then you could take part in our post game chalk talk.
Michele Kwan? You see that Crabby, the guy who put you out is STILL taking shots. I would have said Dejarden(?), Primeau (?) or Forsberg, but Kwan??? Doesn't SHE wear a dress? Is he saying something about your play?
Well, I guess it could have been worse. He could have said John Weir.
Get Well Soon Bubble Boy
Daddy Pat
Sivpack is just pissed because I lit him up 3 times on one leg.
I just want you to get healthy because I own you on two legs. The chalk talk is still an option though.
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