Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Game Summary - from the crease


Another week where the goalies stole the show, it's not every week that both teams are held to less than eight goals. It was an even night as neither team trailed by more than 2.

The Darkies used strong play from Quiet Brian, & My Friend Fricker along with Birdcage & Rusty. The play of Jaybird along the backline was stellar, you will not stand in front of the net with Jay on D, he will clamp down on your stick like Ronde Barber on a Mcnabb pass. On offense, the darkies were led by THE STONEYBROOK POSSE, Spongee scoring for the third straight week, Liam scoring from an impossible angle & another one in what we will call THE BEER FRAME. And of course Britzky, who must have paid in full. Is there a penalty for traveling in ice hockey?

The White Squad were flying around the ice creating chances. Crafty Craskey set the dark defense back weeks by passing on his first five shifts up the ice, too bad his passes went to the Commish. Capt Dang was heard muttering something about missing his attorney. Daddy Pat shook off some rust from week one and had a jump in his skates, generating some good scoring chances. Johnny Rollerpants & Hurricane Carl joined the rush adding to the offence.

Question, If a Tree shoots from between the circles & a Sixpack is there to stop him does he score? .....No.

Color-blind Mark (played for white but wore grey) did make Sixpack look like Pat Burell with runners in scoring position, on back to back goals. Hey Chuck, welcome back, we are changing the time again next week just to keep you on your toes!
The game was good-The BEER was better.

Till Next Week

SIXPACK

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ICESLOT 8:30 THIS SATURDAY ANY TAKERS?? EMAIL TONIGHT OR BLOG TONIGHT. I WILL SEND OUT A EMAIL IN THE AM TO CONFIRM .SKATIUM. FREE,BRING BEER OR JUST ONE BEER IF YOUR CRABBY.

BIG ICE AT LAST

PS SIVPACK NO MORE PASSING CAPTAIN DANG IS COMING. ITS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT NEXT WEEK. YOU CANT CALL THE TREE AND THE COMMISH DOWN WITHOUT A SEVERE RESPONSE.

COMMISH,BABYSITTER,BOTTLE WASHER, BEER BITCH, ACCOUNTANT,BLOG BITCH,AND GENERAL MANAGER TNHL

Wed Oct 25, 08:32:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Did Spongee write this for you? And anyway, sometimes I bring 2 beers!

Severe response? I guess we know who's line Keith Primeau will be playing on next week. Eh?

Thu Oct 26, 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he's got Hitchcock coaching Springfield JV!

Thu Oct 26, 08:44:00 PM  

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