Game Summary - from the crease

Well, lets just say the Beer was good, as for the rest of the game... Slow play, weak goals, poor passing & thats it for the highlights.

We did welcome back a few players after a halloween break, Liam, Krafty, & Johnny Rollerpants all returned from duties handing out candy. The Commish also returned after battling cramps last week due to his period.

Play was sloppy most of the night with more than a few bad goals, lets just say the goalies played down to thier competion. The Dark squad skated away with the victory thanks in large part to colorblindness. Thats right, people from Deleware & Cape May Counties have been aware of this for years & now there are pictures. TNHL insiders have dug up yearbook photos from St. Joe's showing Spongee, smiling ear to ear, completely unaware of the color combinations of his clothing.

Shooter, back once again from Peach Bottom, (thats what the girls in the old neighborhood used to call me)scored in the beer frame after yelling to someone named F#$* all night.

We have a commitment from Frank next week, hopefully the dull play was due to the dull skates & things will be better this week!

Hope Jaybird's foot is feeling better by then.

Till next week

SIXPACK