Player Bio: Krafty Krasky
Aquired: In a package deal with the now retired Tommy Dolan. Claimed off the scrap heap after years of starring for his home town club "Cookie's Tavern". Cookie's folded after their spacious locker room was squashed like the Old Milwaukee cans they were served at the bar. Signed to a long term deal after it was discovered he married a girl from Collingdale.
THUMBNAIL:
- Classic power forward, strong on his skates who likes to drive to the net
- Likes to shoot the puck whenever possible but that nickname was already taken
- Has amazing stamina on the ice due to his lack of effort on defense
- Likes to hum THE NOTRE DAME VICTORY MARCH after scoring just like the football team, we're not hearing that tune much this season
JEFF HAS BEER THIS WEEK! -- PLEASE NOTE THE UPDATED BEER LIST ON THE RIGHT OF THE PAGE!!!
posted by Crabby at 12/05/2007 08:37:00 PM
22 Comments:
Toenail on Jeff,
Likes to engage contact in a no contact league.
Loves to grab your stick and go wide on you if you let him.
Will make the first pass on the breakout only after that he's shooting (no offense Shooter)
A Fricker proto-type skates with his head down and cannot hear when the bisquit is on his stick.
Jeff earned his bones in several Tournament wins with gutsy play verse the Smooth One.
A Darby native it took several appeals to the Commish to sign him. After years of solid offensive play he's earned the trust of his Collingdale teamates.
Nobody trusts a Darbonian
You forgot to mention he is a master of disguise. There are a few weeks I see him dress and line up as a defensemen when actually he stays in the offensive mode.
Who knew spongee could dance? http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1194024038
AWESOME!
I recognise Elf Siv & Elf Spongee, but who is the third little elf?
the third elf is Liam ... typecasting ;)
Nice one crabby. At least you put 2 other players with me. Liam and Joe should go on Dancing with the hockey stars...
Crabby, I saw one of your favorite pole dancers. She gave me a picture to send to you. Check your E-mail...
Kilgore
Nice Sponge! That's how I got tennis elbow ;)
Are they calling that Tennis now? Can it still make you go blind?
Blind?
Now why did you have to bring goalies into it?
Slumping Siv? The word is he would rather get bit in his dick by a dog than give a goal up to Shooter.
Ouch!
Check for hairy palms tomorrow night...you know who you are.
Harry Palms ... is that Spongee's new nickname? Yo Harry!
Everybody better be there this week I'm sick and tired of guys missing!
PGS
Sounds like you should have signed it PMS
I'm brining my dog tonight to bite Joe's dick!
Note from the Commish:
This site is getting very strange is Birdcage back on line?
Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!Birdcage!
I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOO!
Birdcage, come out next week and join us for x-mass night out. Longpants misses you very much. I think he is gay for you.
Digger
I guess Crabby has a headache today...
No update...
The 2 goal scorer
WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT WEEK FOR X MASS?
How about Nicks or Dukes?
Nick's is the spot.
The cheese crackers at Dukes are stale
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