Kumbaya Summary
A new year, full benches, & a great skate. The pace was set early as the white squad scored on their first shift, got out to a 4-1 lead about twenty minutes into the tilt.
The white boys had what appeared to be two new players with them, it was later discovered that Johnny got some new long pants, & Quiet Brian washed his shirt. But on this night they would need more than some new clothes, the darkies had a few new tricks up their sleeves like the return of Rusty. His steady play on the back line helped settle things down in his own end. While Tree did his best to keep the darkies at bay the lads would not be denied, finally taking a lead about half way through the fray on a shot from the MRSA Missle.
A fine effort was also turned in by Liam who brought all his Westfield "attytude" after being left out of the "Size of Your Stump" discussion, that was won by default by Spongee. As a result of this victory Spongee would like to change his nickname to Gerth Longshank.
Anyway, back to the game, while the white squad watched the lead slip away the Commish was busy singing Kumbaya. I'm guessing he spent his time away from the rink listening to Bon Jovi's classic, Have a Nice Day. Crabby meanwhile started out the year with a huge game scoring 4 goals & some inspired play adding a couple of assists passing beers in the locker room.
The white boys fought back late with two goals & tied the score when Sixpack could not clear a loose puck & Quiet Brian scored into an open net. This led to an outburst from 6, who flipped his net when he finally got back to the crease "I haven't felt this bad since I asked a short fat black Home Depot employee where I could find the Gorilla Glue". This meant that the next goal really won, both squads had good chances, as the pace kept up till well past our 10:15 quitting time finally Liam sent everyone into the night with a cold Canadian soft drink. Nice job with the beer selection Murph & a nice assist from Mr. Rogers by supplying some back up beers.
Till Next Time
SIXPACK
posted by Crabby at 1/10/2008 07:19:00 AM
7 Comments:
The bear on the left must be an english spreaking pig. He is about to high stick his rival and as we know this is not good. he should go to the penalty box, 2 minutes, feel shame, then be set free. this is no good; only an english speaking pig would do such a thing.
How many minutes do you get for throwing a net?
It was a fit that I threw, the net just got in the way. And as far as the picture this week, couldn't we find a couple of bears wearing less fur?
It was the first time I ever saw you throw anything that didn't go to a cutoff man.... and you played 2nd base
I thought everybody played well Tuesday night. The new TNHL is awesome!
Note from the Commish:
Same sides next week its not often next goal wins means next goal wins!
Joey please try and control yourself focus on the next shot not your mistakes.
Happy Hockey
Curt if you want to be a sub please keep things positive.
Thanks!
Next week Lionshead thank the Tinman.
Post a Comment
<< Home