WEEKLY UPDATE



The quick pace continued this week which usually happens when we have full benches. The Darkies were out to avenge a big loss last week & put forth a much better effort from the goalie out. The Whites matched the level of play throughout so it was a pretty good game. Although the crowd numbers were down from a season high of four to just one this week, the boys really put on a show. Big shots, nice saves & plenty of scoring kept the game entertaining, at one point I thought the fan was trying to start the wave, turns out she was just getting up to go to the bathroom.
After challenging his team the Commish led by example scoring from his predator position at the backdoor. With the return of Hurricane Carl, the Darkies turned a better team game. Curty Downlow found his scoring touch & teamed with Britter to back off the White defense using their speed & passing. Quiet Brian & Liam added to the effort with some heady play at both ends of the ice & Shooter turned in another solid game, he is quickly playing his way back into shape. Timmy "TCB" Cunningham & Daddy Pat also turned in a fine game, both found the net & added key assists on the night. Jaybird once again was solid on defense while adding some offense of his own sneaking into the circle from his point position & getting good chances on goal. Don't think for a minute that the Whites took it easy, the skated & banged their way back into the game after falling behind early. Crafty Craskey was on his game again leading the way on offense, picking up a handful of points on goals & assists. Fricker & Chuck were at their pesky best fore checking their way to a few points. Crabby, playing like Ed Van Impe, skated through my crease & clocked me with an elbow. He quickly realized it was not 1974 & stopped to apologize. The Milk Carton Kid also found his way onto the score sheet with a goal late in the tilt. The strength of the Whites was on the back line, Rusty, Murph, Johnny LongPants & Tony Romo were on their game battling in their own end & jumping into the play at the offensive end all night.
I cannot honestly give you a final score, I know it was close, so I have to go with the NEXT GOAL WINS tally from Rusty who also supplied the suds, nice job Russ.
This only leaves the goalies, Tree played well despite taking a shot off the arm early in warmups. Meanwhile at the other end I was ducking shots around my head during warmups. Now Rob & I get it - Quit on your team & you must pay the price- We get it, but until we deserve that treatment lets keep the shots down & warm up the goalies.
LETS GO PHILS!
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Note from the Commish:
Keep the shots down during warm-ups. Shoot pucks at the trapper and the pads let our Sive's get warmed up. Any jerkoff can blast one at there heads hoping to get on the pregame scoresheet.
SAME SIDES NEXT WEEK
Dark skaters pick up your game and stop leaving Joe out to dry. Myself included.
are we talkin' practice?
ps. I vote to switch up sides so we don't start hatin' each other.
just sayin
Eff the goalies
Sometimes it just takes a little male bonding to help ease the pain of a bad game!
I have a bottle of WHINE on ice
i think we should divide up side by zodiac signs
commish is assuming we have some clue where our shot is going to go. I am happy when it goes toward the net. Hi or low comes with my next lesson package.
No Beer List.
I guess Russ is buying again?
Here's the eff'n beer list:
10/28 Liam
11/4 Jay
11/11 Daddy Pat
11/18 Brit
11/25 "TONY ROMO" Bill (I don't like that nick name)
12/2 Crabby
12/9 Crafty Craskey
12/16 Curty Down Low
12/23 Chuck (No Pretzels)
12/30 Fricker
1/6 Shooter / Scooter
1/13 Murph
1/20 J.D.(When he talks players listen)
1/27 Quiet Brian
2/3 Jonny L-pants
2/10 Carl
2/17 Spongie
2/24 Joe (Siv #1)
3/3 Tree(Siv #2)
3/10
3/17
3/24
3/31
4/7
The vancant weeks are left for league sanctions against players. The charges can be brought up at the TNHL kangaroo court after any weeks tilt.
Of course thats if the Commish is OK with it.
If so I would like to bring the Sponge up on charges of impersonating a MAN for missing week 3. His lame excuse "I have a lot to do" translation, "I triped over the string between my legs and sprained my camel toe.
And thats this years beer list.
Rusty
Miller Lite!
Don't foget to add that spongie missed last week and he had the KITTY for Nicks!!!
Talk about lack of responsability.
word on the street is that spongie missed tnhl to attend the grand opening of the new pottery barn in new hope.
nah sponge had a fairy convention to attend at rittenhouse square
No Hockey Tuesday night????
"Phillies"
If your missing hockey tonight to watch other people play sports let the Commish know.
What if I just want to stay home and watch the Dancing with the Stars results show?
What the F___!
I miss 1 friggin time.
You Mother F'ers.
Go play with yourselves cause you can't play my game...
OOff'ence
Have a wet day...
P.S.
And who ever is signing in, in my behalf your a HOMO....
Liam,
Are u bringing Tully???
Note from the Commish: If you are going to miss tonight call me so i can get subs.
Thanks
Dark team is family!
Calling the Commish
Calling the Commish
Can You Hear Me ?
The commish just said he was from a dark family.
No Phillsies cause of rain...
PRESEASON IS OVER BOYS...DARK POWER!!!
Dirty White, Rocks!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eimg4w89POc
SLOT CARS!!!
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