Thursday, March 12, 2009

WEEKLY UPDATE


Tree is in the zone, for the second straight week he stole the show & this week he was better than last allowing just one goal. This is why chicks dig goalies. The Dark squad opened the scoring early on but could not solve Tree the rest of the night despite several great chances as he led the Whites to a convincing 8-1 win. The game was pretty tight for the first forty-five minutes with good scoring chances at each end then with the score at 2-1 Johnny Longpants opened the flood gates with the first of a six goal onslaught from the White. Rudy was back on his game netting a couple of goals & setting up Liam on the doorstep with a sweet pass. Quiet Brian teamed with his brother Gluten Johnny to star in the Collins family documentary "TNHL HERO"S" & expect to be signing autographs at the next family reunion. Tony Romo played a little forward this week & opened the scoring for the White ripping a breakaway goal top shelf while JD did his best imitation of his son Shane by scoring a big goal late. Crabby scrapped himself off the ice after two big collisions to score on a slap shot from between the circles & Spongee played his best game of the season he just could not get on the board but he did manage to blow the shut-out for Tree.
I don't have much to report on the Dark team as you know by now we have not scored many goals the last two weeks. Play has been solid just not very productive & this week the goal tending was OK but not up to the standards Tree has set.
It was a strange night at the old barn, the Commish showed up early but did not stay while Rusty showed up late & he did. Romo was on beer detail & he did not disappoint supplying plenty of cold LaBatts well into the night. Dunfee has already on the milk carton for St Patrick's Day next week no word yet on the rest of the IRA.

12 Comments:

Blogger sixpack said...

JUST NOTICED THERE IS A HOLE IN THE BEER LIST.

Thu Mar 12, 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This week we are scheduled to skate on St. Patrick’s Day. This is an outrage! Do we skate on Christmas, New Year’s or even lesser holidays like Memorial & Labor Day? No! Saint Patrick’s Day is set aside to honor the man that converted Ireland from worshiping the Druid religion to the Catholic religion. It takes three miracles to confirm a person has risen to sainthood and this task was his first, second and countless miracles to make an Irishman change his stubborn mind on something he believes…that’s a MIRACLE!

There have been numerous requests to the Commissioners’ office asking for a rescheduled skate and all have been denied. Similar to the days of the days of English occupation in Ireland, the Irish are being denied their right to honor and worship as they wish. Irish are strong of spirit and just as they outlasted the queen and her fascist regime in the Victorian era so will they now in the iron hand rule era of the Commish. JD is standing by his convictions and has stated he will not be at hockey this Tuesday. Undoubtedly to spend his day in church saying novenas and working with some under privileged kids of the world (under privileged = non-Irish). But how will the remaining Irish contingent going to honor the day? Some will probably follow the example of the Commish and our Italian brothers who took off last week in honor of the Ides of March and the Anniversary of the Assassination of Julius Caesar; just “stop by and leave”, come after the skate to drink or not show up at all. The rest will have to make their peace with Ireland’s patron saint in their own way. Perhaps some will perform community service; some examples could be: Skating with the Commish and actually passing him the puck; Or just as St Patrick used the shamrock to explain the holy trinity to the Irish we could use it to show Chuck where is own end of the ice is.

Happy St Patrick’s Day!

Daddy Pat

Fri Mar 13, 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

quitter

Fri Mar 13, 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Atrocities on both sides NOW

"You Slow-Witted Sack of GREEN Fecal Matter"

The real Black-n-Tan

Fri Mar 13, 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 hole?

Fri Mar 13, 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

St. Who??

Fri Mar 13, 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you think a real st patrick's miracle would be a day when the Irish DIDNT go out and get loaded? As we pagans say on Saint Patricks day:

"Support you local Druid,
Don't drinkl any fluid."

Fri Mar 13, 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What year did ST.PATRICK graduate Bonner? B O N N E R!!!!!

Fri Mar 13, 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toolbags:

Cougars(10 seed) 5 Henderson(2 seed) 3

Do you believe in miracles?

Flyers Cup semi-final Tuesday 8:45 Iceline verse Hershey

Commish

Sat Mar 14, 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No need for a miracle.
I'm Irish everyday of the year.
Skate, then celebrate.

Sat Mar 14, 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IRISH TOOLBAGS

NO SKATE TONIGHT PADDY WENT ON HUNGER STRIKE AND DIRTY PROTEST THIS WEEK AND THE EXECUTIVE BOARD HAS GIVEN IN TO HIS DEMANDS NO SKATE ON PADDYS DAY.

ENJOY COMMISH

Tue Mar 17, 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pat owes all the real hockey players 20 bucks due to his need to imbibe tonight to toast our irish president, O' Bama.

Tue Mar 17, 08:38:00 AM  

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