WEEKLY UPDATE

Sorry about missing the deadline with this weeks "Update", but as I explained to the editor here at the WU my drinking problem has not allowed me be sober enough to think. At least it was nothing serious.
Anyway, it was a good game this week with the Whites finally putting away the Darkies with a late surge. Rudy had it going Tuesday picking up a couple nice breakaway goals early & benefiting from some bounces that all seemed to go the White way. Liam returned to the line up & hustled up a couple of good chances while Chuck was once again playing like his hair was on fire. As usual the White squad relied on their stable of offensive minded defense men for much of their pressure. Crabby is always dangerous with his patten ed "toe drag" & heavy shot & has now shown a willingness to go to the ice to block a shot or a pass, just as he goes to the ice to grab a beer. Romo picked up his points & was a force on defense as was Johnny Longpants they are a handful when on the ice together. On the Dark side Brit & Fricker were the leaders up front using their speed & skill to set up much of the offense & score a few goals. Moose & Curty also chipped in up front & hopefully got some good pictures of White goals while on the back check. Jaybird was back in the White uniform this week & will continue to play for the winning squad until we get some ribs. Proving once again he will do anything to ensure a good skate the Commish not only changed teams to help even the sides but he added some insight to a Johnny Longpants goal. Sounding much like Keith Jones he was good enough to let me know that I had just been "snipped" OUCH! Murph & Rusty did a nice job on "D" for the Darkies along with Opie who was his usual buzzsaw self. Tree played well in net using his quick glove & excellent positioning for many of his stops not allowing the Whites to get any closer than one goal down. Quiet Brian usually has a couple goals & a few assists each week but this week he had a huge helper, a case of Molsen Golden to be exact, ice cold &plentiful of course. Crabby also stepped up with a cooler much like his game, lunch pail, it does the job & gives you more than you thought you were going to get out of it. But the real cooler was rolled in by Carl "The Tool Man" Unger, this thing was quite a sight, a low rider with mag spinners for wheels & you should have seen what was under the hood, all sponsored by Snap On & LaBatts.
This trio came to the aid of their comrade Spongee who had promised beer this week but could not make the skate, apparently Spongee had some trouble unwrapping a boat this week. Sources say he put the shrink wrap machine on high while in reverse, these were the first photos to be released.


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SEE YOU TUESDAY