Saturday, March 21, 2009

Anybody else getting spring fever?



I'd like to shrink wrap that!

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah I like that.
She holds my member so well.

Sun Mar 22, 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey,,,

There is a problem!!!

B
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Nice pic

Tue Mar 24, 10:01:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names, she always says, "just some friends from work, you don't know them". I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my hockey equipment so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with the girls. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline crack where the blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece Easton composite hockey stick. It has a Heatley curve, love it, I can rip shots with it. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop where I bought it?

Tue Mar 24, 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets have water tonight its Lent anyway.

Tue Mar 24, 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus turned water into wine, whoever suggested water better have a miricale in his hockey bag, its all about the BEER.

Tue Mar 24, 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue Mar 24, 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR??????????????

Tue Mar 24, 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

???????????????????????????????????????????

Tue Mar 24, 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Broach this
Ice tea tonight

Tue Mar 24, 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tim is out tonight. I have a coaches meeting for spring soccer. I know, I know......

Tue Mar 24, 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tim,

Coach says he is probably going to cut you from soccer anyway, so why go to the meeting?

Tue Mar 24, 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe and Murph, thanks for the brew I got next week.

Rusty , Mitch looked good out there with the old guys.

Commish

Wed Mar 25, 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mitch spanked his ole'man last night. No more kidding table for holiday meals for Mitch. This Easter sit at the head of the table and carve the ham!

Wed Mar 25, 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carve the ham? He's still trying to figue out how to use his knife!

Thu Mar 26, 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He knows how to use his wheels & stick

Fri Mar 27, 12:49:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

This is gettin' weird.

Fri Mar 27, 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is Six Pack on Vaca.

Sat Mar 28, 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An update will be published later today, thank you.







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Sat Mar 28, 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fan jailed for threats.

SPRINGFIELD, Pa -- A passionate hockey fan made physical threats against the Columbus Blue Jackets in a series of phone calls to the team's arena during a game, police said.

Patrick J. Doherty was arrested Thursday night and charged with inducing panic for threatening physical harm against the team during its 5-0 win over the Calgary Flames, Springfield Police Sgt. Rick Weiner said.

Police traced the phone calls to Doherty’s Springfield home, where they found him wearing a Flames T-shirt and Bonner High School mittens , Weiner said. Police would not say if specific players were targeted or what the threats entailed.

Doherty was being held at the Delaware County Jail pending a Saturday court hearing. Weiner did not know if he had a lawyer.

Blue Jackets spokesman Todd Sharrock didn't comment on the specific incident but said the club has procedures in place to respond to security threats to players and coaches.

Columbus and Calgary are potential first-round playoff opponents. The Flames are in third place in the Western Conference with eight games to play, while the sixth-place Blue Jackets are attempting to qualify for their first playoff appearance ever.

The top eight teams in the conference will go on to the postseason.

Sat Mar 28, 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because Pat when to Bonner, I am baking a cake with a file in it.
Get out soon Daddy Pat...

Sun Mar 29, 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you can't spell "went" how the hell do you expect to read the directions to bake a cake?

Sun Mar 29, 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bonner spelen Bea champ3n - 1982

Sun Mar 29, 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B O N N E R !

Mon Mar 30, 12:40:00 AM  

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