RIP: FARRAH
At the tender age of ten I discovered that I liked blondes & boobs, around the age of fourteen I learned I probably would not go blind. Farrah and her poster may be responsible for my quick glove hand so I post this in her honor. Michael Jackson also passed today I think you guys should only wear one glove when we skate this season.
posted by sixpack at 6/25/2009 07:15:00 PM
9 Comments:
What, no picture of Michael?
i think we should dedicate next season to MJ by wearing one glove on the ice and , for those who have it, setting our hair on fire during warmups. ok, i cant type anymore, too emotional.
The poster of Farrah got me through high school!! And no one glove for me in support of a child molester, but I will help you set fricker on fire.
MJ Dead. The children are finally safe.
Elton john is supposed to sing " dont let you son go down on me" at the funeral.
Too funny!
So Pronger in Philly? I like it, but as usual, we overpaid.
Farrah reaches the pearlly gates and is greeted by St Peter. St Peter tells her that before she enters heaven she is granted one wish for the world she is leaving. She thinks a moment...then states : I wish all the children of the world would be safe. Hours later Michael Jackson dies
Let's recap Goalies & Free agency thus far....
Islanders get Dwayne Rolinson
Oilers sign Craig Anderson
Panthers sign Scott Clemmenson
BUT the Flyers settle for Emery & Boucher....GRREEAATT.
That's like settling for a case of Lion's Head when you could have had LaBatt's for two more dollars. I predict another 1st round of playoffs & out this season. You get what you pay for...
The single greatest entertainer of my generation dies and ya'll are crying about some old crusty J/O broad. Godspeed Billy Mays, who else will OxyClean the love stains out of their socks.
F - M.Jackson
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