SIXPACK MOTIVATIONAL RANT

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Why can't I get a weekly update? Make Shit up for Christ's sake, half the updates on the blog are bullshit, how would I know the difference? I can't believe we have had so many skates missing skaters are Rusty & I the guys that held this thing together? All I ask for at 4am on Thursday is a little slice of the TNHL & maybe a boob. One more thing,as members of the brotherhood of the TNHL we must uphold the sanctity of the BEER LIST, that list is more important to the TNHL than having an extra puck on hand.
I will now check cable for something to look at while I wonder what happened at the rink last skate. Hope to get off this lousy shift soon, see all you boys soon & to all those who are injured get well soon.