They're dropping like flies ...
With great sadness, I regret to inform you that Rusty will not be playing in the TNHL this season. Citing personal reasons (his permission note from Buffy expired), Rusty has decided to turn in his man-card. Rusty is hanging up the double-runners as a regular, but we may see him from time to time as a replacement/scab.
However, insider information reveals that Rusty has decided to go pro on the Wii bowling circuit and wants to spend more time with other "suits".
We'll miss ya Rusty. The owner of Nick's will probably miss you more =)
posted by Crabby at 9/10/2009 09:07:00 AM
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From the home office in Springfield Pa the top ten reasons why Rusty wont be a TNHL’r this year……
10. Will be too busy working on his “Rusty the Nude Lineman ” routine for Nick’s new Tuesday Night Comedy hour.
9. Got $23 million in stimulus money to study the mating habits of beef jerky.
8. Working on a roller boogie video with #15.
7. Has lost all his strength since getting his haircut after going corporate.
6. Can’t find anyone to dry clean his corduroy hockey skates.
5. Is actually 14 years older than Crabby.
4. Has made a vow to not play hockey again until every dear in the state is dead.
3. The pee truck comes on Wednesday mornings now.
2. He’s actually the fifth Beatle.
And the number one reason why Rusty wont be a TNHL’r this year……
1. KILGORE!!!!!!!!!
Wed Sep 09, 11:02:00 PM
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Rusty, say it ain't so! I can't beleive it did you even think about what this will do to the ROOM? Who is going to be SMILIN'BOB, who is going to bring the jerky? Jesus Christ Russ You were one of the last guys in the league with HAIR!!!!! More importantly who will be master of the BEER LIST? This is a real loss for the TNHL.
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I have to say that I'm a little concerned that he's going to be home on Tues nights!! That was the only time I'd have the remote to myself!! I tried to get him to come back to TNHL. I even bribed him but he was mumbling something like "time to kill the deer, gotta kill the deer!" in a Dustin Hoffman Rainman kind of way. The photo of him as the mersa missle is hysterical!! Have a great season!
Lets dedicate the season to Joe, Kevin, and Russ we can all put a big Q on jerseys.
Rusty
We are going to miss you.
Captin Dan let's replace Rusty with 22 year old NHL Hopeful because they are a lot of to chase around the ice watch from as they blow by us.
Calling old slow guys who make us look like NHL hopeful's
I am good with chasing 22 year olds as long as they are hot and female.
Found a goalie...
Brit
Russ,
This truly sucks.
At least come out and be our #2 Fan.
Seriously.
Liam
I'm to young to have hockey buddies retire. I wonder who's next to trade in their skates for a seat on the Chester Casino Bus. Can someone go troll the bocce clubs for another defenseman?
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