GOALIE MISSING
Well guys, it looks like you will be on Original TNHL'er short for at least the beginning of the season. It turns out that I have to work nights starting Monday Aug.31, this happens to be the only job available so seeing how my kids like to eat I didn't have much of a choice. Using my status as the longest tenured goalie in the "T" I even tried to have the Commish change our time form 8:45pm to 8:45am but apparently the Fan couldn't make that work. Anyway until I can get off this night work detail I will have to follow you guys online by reading the UPDATE, oh shit I can't even do that I'm the guy that writes it! Hopefully I can get back quickly and if any of you guys are looking for a goalie on the weekends give me a call.
Due to this unexpected change in my work schedule I will be off on Friday's therefore I hope to get some golf in, possibly the Friday before Labor Day? Sometime after 1pm? Anybody?
SIX
posted by sixpack at 8/25/2009 06:12:00 PM
18 Comments:
Six,
We will miss your contribution to the TNHL (Kilgore jokes & LaBatt's). Be assured the TNHL games will continue just like you are there (Very High Scoring).
For the record, while you are away from teh TNHL and moving towards golf you can not use the name six. I've golfed with your temporary name needs to be 8 or 9
Daddy Pat
Can we drop by your job after the shinny and have a few with you? This blows dude, but you gotta do what you gotta do. We'll keep your spot warm for ya.
Love,
Crabby
QUITTER
You and me both Joe. I might be officially retired. I'm stuck on the nightshift and don't see a chance to get off it any time soon.
I'm sure my offensive prowess will be greatly missed.
Kevin
Christ! Does that mean Spongebob weekly updates? Not sure the league can take all this change.
Leave God out of it...
Who is "Six"?
Chuck
Who is Chuck?
Chuck
I thought we player at 8:45? are we now player at Six?
Chuck
Last season, when I worked nights, I would take an early lunch on Tuesdays and get to the rink to play. I don't see the problem.
Six,
Sorry to hear of you problem. Not to worry though, Our old friend Dennis St Dennis now resides just across the street at the waiting room for Saints Peter and Paul, Harlee manor. We will wheel him across the street each Tuesday Night until your return. He is actually unbeatable in that wheel chair. No matter how much I practice I can't get a shot through the spokes of that GD Wheel Chair. And that cane, no matter how hard he tries when he does give up a goal will not shatter on the cross bar. I nose our pezidnet obamo will do all he cun to simulate the economy and put de spiquler fidders back on de day shift. Hurry back Six
Tools, who is in or out let me know asap. No time or quitters!
Commish
Dan the Commish/Captain,
Thanks again for all you do for the TNHL. The most organized and dedicated Captain in the league is - YOU. I don’t think everybody realizes how much work you put into this and I just wanted to say thanks and let you know that we all appreciate your efforts.
Love you man!
Tool, blow me!
I love the beachballs!
Note from a sad Commish:
Rusty is gone no more deer-dick or striper. Buffy will also be missed.
A sad day for hockey.
Hopefully the Hunter will sub once in a while.
Oh yeah QUITTER!
From the home office in Springfield Pa the top ten reasons why Rusty wont be a TNHL’r this year……
10. Will be too busy working on his “Rusty the Nude Lineman ” routine for Nick’s new Tuesday Night Comedy hour.
9. Got $23 million in stimulus money to study the mating habits of beef jerky.
8. Working on a roller boogie video with #15.
7. Has lost all his strength since getting his haircut after going corporate.
6. Can’t find anyone to dry clean his corduroy hockey skates.
5. Is actually 14 years older than Crabby.
4. Has made a vow to not play hockey again until every dear in the state is dead.
3. The pee truck comes on Wednesday mornings now.
2. He’s actually the fifth Beatle.
And the number one reason why Rusty wont be a TNHL’r this year……
1. KILGORE!!!!!!!!!
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