NOTES FROM THE OFF SEASON
Crabby officially became an "Elder Statesman" joining Shooter & Murph (I think) when he celebrated his 50"th birthday this summer. On the other end of the age spectrum,Opie showed his age when he failed to recognize the social & sexual impact Farrah had on many members of the TNHL. I guess that is what happens when you grow up in the Eighties with Rosanne Barr & the GoldenGirls as your sex symbols.
I have been working on the mental aspect of my game trying to cope with allowing goals. To do this I will try to visualize a post goal celebration that I can enjoy as well, so if you guys score on me this year this is what I will picture when you are skating away.
The golf outing will always be considered a success despite Rusty's "Caddyshack" wardrobe. And while Russ is still working out the details of this years most important line up, THE BEER LIST, THE RIB LIST has been finalized. Jaybird will be on the hook for our season ending family skate /cook-out. Did anyone let Chuck out of the rink?
As everyone knows, Tree is one of the most dedicated members of the TNHL always showing up in tip top condition. This season will be no different, leaks from the Commish's office claim the aging superstar may have had some off season help but we are not talking Manny or Big Papi here. My source has confirmed Rob has had REFLEX ENHANCEMENT SURGERY & is recovering well & should be back better than ever.
Just a reminder, Fantasy Football season is just around the corner so you need to be ready. If you don't think this is a big deal here at the TNHL take a look at this picture of Crabby after his victory party last year.
By the way, I have been working hard to get in shape for the upcoming season & in honor of all my hard work I got a tattoo, from here on out it will be my signature on the blog.
posted by sixpack at 8/16/2009 05:18:00 PM
6 Comments:
Tree's enhancement is bigger news than the Vick signing! Word around town is his new name is Gumby. Cant wait to join forces with the Shrub its gonna be a long season for Siv-pack!
Dark Rules
Offseason TNHL Poll:
When the wife is on your case about some ridiculous sh%& do you go with :
a. closed fist
b. basic head slap
c. back of the hand
d. pillow case fill of oranges
e. none of the above but you make a mental note to bang that chick at work on your wedding anniversary.
There should be an f.
go hug a tree
Otherwise, ya gotta go with E
Ever since that BITCH, Alena Bobett and QVC started selling those damn Ginsu Knives every ten seconds there needs to be an option g: Find a bunch of "Over the Hill" hockey players going through the samething, play once a week, and drink afterwards!
Dr. Phil
Hey - Remember that Golden Girls where Blanche lures Rose and Sophia into a threesome? I know, I know, how could you forget.
We did have our beauties in the 80s, Delta Burke, Buffy and Hildegard, Carla from Cheers.
By the time I turned 13, Faucet was 42. Come on fellas....really.
wow! i feel the aarp section of the tnhl creaking out of their rockers to shuffle over to the fancy typin machine ( also known as a computer) to file a complaint!!!!!!
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