Wanted

The cops should haul Siv Pack in for felonious rink destruction….

Blame the snow? Nope. I think 6 pack sabotaged the roof. The reasons?

State of mind: First off he is a goalie . All goalies are whacked. It’s a little known fact that many of histories major nut jobs were goalies. Gary Heidnik, Idi Amin, Elton John and Judas Iscariot were all goalies.

Motive: Its been widely written in the blog about Siv Packs longing to get back to the ice. This is the classic “I’ll take my ball and go home” twisted a tad to (cue the Dr. Evil laugh) “I’ll destroy the entire freakin rink!!!!!! Moohahahaha…mooohahahaha!!!”

Means: Riddle me this batman: 6 is a sprinkler fitter right? So he has access to kinds of what? Wait for it…..wait for it….yup, You guessed it: LADDERS. How else would he have gotten up there to punch holes in the beams?

And finally, the criminal always, I mean always, returns to the scene of the crime. Just like our beloved goalie reporting on the blog on the state of the damage at the rink from where else? The rink!

I’m not a lawyer but I have watched a tremendous amount of television and I think the facts I have laid out above prove without a doubt that Siv pack sabotaged the rink!! Or Tree did it because he is a goalie too. Or the Fan did it and fled to county, like Jim Thorpe, with a non-extradition treaty. Or it may have been Russ. Or it may have been Fricker and Brian symbolically projecting their wheat-hatred on the rink. Definite possibility that it could have been Kilgore and Liam together.

(Daddy Pat)