WEEKLY UPDATE

Well I was wrong, it was not the south end of the rink after all, must be me. The White squad lit up the Darkies this week allowing a mere 3 goals until late in the game while pumping home more than enough to win in a blow-out.

Rusty had a glazed look in his eyes and played like a man on a mission, he treated me like I was going to be on the menu instead of deer dick. When Crafty comes up on the beer list make sure he brings cans, the way he is going through sticks this year I don't trust him carrying bottles. The Gluten twins were on their game this week chipping in at both ends of the ice and the Commish yapped his way to another win picking up the beer frame goal. Romo played his normal A game breaking up Dark rushes and jumping in at the offensive end. Johnny Long Pants did much of the same and scored at least three that I can remember. Crabby played a physical game this week banging his way all over the rink with a real hunger for the net, I know this because he tried to make me into a crab cake late in this one.
The darkies got off to a great start scoring three gaols early on. Opie, White Doug and Chuck led the charge....Then Tree shut the door! We tried everything, we ran the "Brit & Chase" that didn't work, the "Curty Downlow" was turned aside Spongee even tried the "Horny Poodle" & the "Pink Lipstick", nothing Tree was not giving in, Shooters frustration level was at an all time high & there was a real fear that he was going to go GLEN on us, he threatened to leave the ice at 10:15 even if the zamboni doors were not open, so we waved a puck under his nose and he snapped out of it. Flounder played his usual strong positional game and gave his weekly 100% effort but at times the White boys had us pinned down like a prom date.
The pace was good due to some sharp skate thanks to Hans so the suds went quick, the Commish supplied the frosty LaBatt's to cap a good skate.
Nothing to report from the shower.
Til next week