Thursday, January 24, 2013

WEEKLY UPDATE



Sorry for the delay with the update this week there were two problems, first I spent two hours trying to get the calculator to boot up ( you guys in locker room one will get that one) & then I had a bout of writers block until I found the remedy.   

An Arctic chill blew into town but I still managed to get a pretty good sunburn on the back of my neck as the White boys skated off with a lopsided win. The Pale ones were clicking on all cylinders, with Romo & Johnny Longpants controlling the points & Chris playing well between the pipes the Darkies could not afford a poor effort from yours truly.

 Craskey, Chuck & Fricker were all on their game, moving the puck & getting some good chances & they even got to rest whenever they had a shift with Sean. The Constipation Kid had a hard time passing. Spongee returned after three days of jury duty on a case that had striking similarities to the OJ Simpson trial. First there was a bunch of black guys all on the jury but they were still black, a glove was used as evidence & one could argue some of Spongee's early blog posts were similar to Kato Kalins testimony.

                                                

The Darkies gave a solid effort as always scoring enough goals to keep the score respectable & making closer with a late surge. Daddy Pat returned & was a welcomed addition before his trick knee forced him to the locker room late in this one. Quiet Brian, 5 & White Doug all played well but found out early they were not going to have an easy time scoring. On defense, Cricket, Flounder & Murph were there for the rebounds all night, problem was I was not producing any.
                                   

Shooter & Crabby had a sit down recently both seem to be doing well. The Commish was a late scratch, heard he landed a date with Manti Te'os ex & Wojo got stood up by Buckets by then it was to late to get another ride. Murph did a great job with the beers supplying  LaBatt's & Miller Lite that was as cold as the night air.

Till next week
 
 

11 Comments:

Blogger Crabby said...

Minor league hockey at it's finest: http://network.yardbarker.com/nhl/article_external/nahl_coach_mocks_referees_by_walking_on_ice_and_imitating_a_blind_man/12770764?linksrc=home_vv_image_12770764

Mon Jan 28, 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fricker going to be absent or will get there late

Tue Jan 29, 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tuesday 1/29/13
White skated off with another win!
Wojo and his crew showed up.
It was a first that I can remember we skated 5 on 5 in the Ice palace!

Final
Whites 9
Darkies 5

Cu you next week............

Thu Jan 31, 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Funkenstein said...

TNHL IR ,Long Term IR and PUP List

Carl Unger - Neck

Dennis St. Dennis - Dilated five hole

Glenn (last name unknown) - menapause

Liam Montgomery - Cirrhosis of the neck and elbow

Jim Donahoe - Chernobyl Hip Syndrome ( his new hips decay faster that a uranium atom)

Crabby Shields - Acute Pornography Poisoning

Mon Feb 04, 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flounder out with a finjury.

Tue Feb 05, 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the dearly departed Larry Patterson who left us with a growth disorder.

Wed Feb 06, 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miss You JOE SIXPACK Get Well BUD!!!!!!!

Thu Feb 07, 12:24:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

What happened to Six? Feel better Joe!

Thu Feb 07, 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brit Out on Long Term disability with a permanent headache trying to run Fantasy football for TNHL Knuckleheads

Fri Feb 08, 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOTE FROM COMMISH:

Weekly update is the White Goalie sucked last week and rtuined the skate. Reminded me of the old days with DstD.

Frank is gonna be there next week boys.

Fri Feb 08, 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was a goalie? i thought someone put skates on a box of cheerios.

Mon Feb 11, 06:57:00 PM  

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