WEEKLY UPDATE
Sorry for the delay with the update this week there were two problems, first I spent two hours trying to get the calculator to boot up ( you guys in locker room one will get that one) & then I had a bout of writers block until I found the remedy.
An Arctic chill blew into town but I still managed to get a pretty good sunburn on the back of my neck as the White boys skated off with a lopsided win. The Pale ones were clicking on all cylinders, with Romo & Johnny Longpants controlling the points & Chris playing well between the pipes the Darkies could not afford a poor effort from yours truly.
Craskey, Chuck & Fricker were all on their game, moving the puck & getting some good chances & they even got to rest whenever they had a shift with Sean. The Constipation Kid had a hard time passing. Spongee returned after three days of jury duty on a case that had striking similarities to the OJ Simpson trial. First there was a bunch of black guys all on the jury but they were still black, a glove was used as evidence & one could argue some of Spongee's early blog posts were similar to Kato Kalins testimony.
The Darkies gave a solid effort as always scoring enough goals to keep the score respectable & making closer with a late surge. Daddy Pat returned & was a welcomed addition before his trick knee forced him to the locker room late in this one. Quiet Brian, 5 & White Doug all played well but found out early they were not going to have an easy time scoring. On defense, Cricket, Flounder & Murph were there for the rebounds all night, problem was I was not producing any.

Shooter & Crabby had a sit down recently both seem to be doing well. The Commish was a late scratch, heard he landed a date with Manti Te'os ex & Wojo got stood up by Buckets by then it was to late to get another ride. Murph did a great job with the beers supplying LaBatt's & Miller Lite that was as cold as the night air.
Till next week
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Minor league hockey at it's finest: http://network.yardbarker.com/nhl/article_external/nahl_coach_mocks_referees_by_walking_on_ice_and_imitating_a_blind_man/12770764?linksrc=home_vv_image_12770764
Fricker going to be absent or will get there late
Tuesday 1/29/13
White skated off with another win!
Wojo and his crew showed up.
It was a first that I can remember we skated 5 on 5 in the Ice palace!
Final
Whites 9
Darkies 5
Cu you next week............
TNHL IR ,Long Term IR and PUP List
Carl Unger - Neck
Dennis St. Dennis - Dilated five hole
Glenn (last name unknown) - menapause
Liam Montgomery - Cirrhosis of the neck and elbow
Jim Donahoe - Chernobyl Hip Syndrome ( his new hips decay faster that a uranium atom)
Crabby Shields - Acute Pornography Poisoning
Flounder out with a finjury.
Don't forget the dearly departed Larry Patterson who left us with a growth disorder.
Miss You JOE SIXPACK Get Well BUD!!!!!!!
What happened to Six? Feel better Joe!
Brit Out on Long Term disability with a permanent headache trying to run Fantasy football for TNHL Knuckleheads
NOTE FROM COMMISH:
Weekly update is the White Goalie sucked last week and rtuined the skate. Reminded me of the old days with DstD.
Frank is gonna be there next week boys.
that was a goalie? i thought someone put skates on a box of cheerios.
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