WEEKLY UPDATE
Once again the numbers looked bleak at the start of our skate but the benches filled up & a fast paced game ensued. Tree returned to form, slipped a little then finished up with several ten bell saves down the stretch, but in the end the Darkies came out on top.
Springfield's ambassador to Mexico found the back of the net early for the Whites only to see the Dark answer quickly. Shooter may not have his skating legs back yet but his shot has returned as he opened the scoring for the Dark. The Springfield High Hockey Alumni were well represented as we had quality players from two different centuries join us. Mayor Sweeney & Tree reminisced about the early days when they starred for the Cougars shorty after the discovery of ice while Ambassador Sheilds, P.Wiessy & Popgun Donohue added to their youtube highlight reels. Crabby, 5, Chubby & Lil' 6 along with all these guys all played for one of the Central Leagues top programs that has become a pipeline to the TNHL.
At this point of the season most guys are playing with some type of injury, Daddy Pat has been playing well on a bad knee turning in one solid game after another, Quiet Brian took a shot off the foot last week, limped in late & like Pat was a key part of the win. That brings us to Johnny Longpants who may be suffering with a case of amnesia, Johnny remembered the game along with his gear & he even managed to remember the rink but he forgot the beer. I was told by Johnny's Angels not to mention it again...understood ladies.
Hockey Dave made a generous offer, as we sat beerless in the locker room, to grab a case of Coor's Light from his garage but the boys decided to stop a Nick's instead.
Romo & Crafty played their typical game but were far less effective in the offensive zone, they were in the right position ready to do something with the puck they simply played to many shifts with the Constipation Kid. CK continues to try to do it all himself despite all the talent around him. So much so that after he had the wind knocked out of him I swore he would carry himself out on a stretcher.
Springfield's ambassador to Mexico found the back of the net early for the Whites only to see the Dark answer quickly. Shooter may not have his skating legs back yet but his shot has returned as he opened the scoring for the Dark. The Springfield High Hockey Alumni were well represented as we had quality players from two different centuries join us. Mayor Sweeney & Tree reminisced about the early days when they starred for the Cougars shorty after the discovery of ice while Ambassador Sheilds, P.Wiessy & Popgun Donohue added to their youtube highlight reels. Crabby, 5, Chubby & Lil' 6 along with all these guys all played for one of the Central Leagues top programs that has become a pipeline to the TNHL.
Hockey Dave made a generous offer, as we sat beerless in the locker room, to grab a case of Coor's Light from his garage but the boys decided to stop a Nick's instead.
Romo & Crafty played their typical game but were far less effective in the offensive zone, they were in the right position ready to do something with the puck they simply played to many shifts with the Constipation Kid. CK continues to try to do it all himself despite all the talent around him. So much so that after he had the wind knocked out of him I swore he would carry himself out on a stretcher.
Fricker & Chuck enjoyed the quickness of the game as it fits their style well, the trouble was they had to deal with Chickie & Murph two veterans that would cramp any style.
The Commish missed again this week due to a nagging skate issue, seems Frank has not been able to make the repair to the troubled blade, oddly enough he has found a use for his good skate while he awaits the return of his glass slipper
Looks like Rusty has revolutionized deer dick production in his free time on Tuesday nights.
And Crabby has been passing the time playing charades.
Till next week
16 Comments:
Bernie Parent Cigars ... just in time for the next TNHL Golf outing!
Crabs how is the hip doing?
Hip is coming along - slow and steady. However, I've gained about 400lbs and I can no longer leave the house without a crane ;)
Internet porn sites have been reporting extremely high mid day web traffic since crabby has been rehabbing the claw
Kimberly Clarke stock has soared to, $95.25, a 52 week high due to increase tissue sales as well
Note from commish.
Skates fixed I'm in and I got beer this week. Tree is out.
Keys to Dark asswhooping of White Blueliners = KILGORES
The father son tandem could not be stopped. Sponge brought the Dark team together and shut down the flatbellies and Chuck.
Chuck had more assists than the white team had goals
v. as·sist·ed, as·sist·ing, as·sists
v.tr.
To give help or support to, especially as a subordinate or supplement;
But last Goal always rules..
The Father and Son team of Straube scored and shut down the Whites too.
I hope Pat will be OK. Cold beer in locker room very tasty.
I'm out
Daddy Pat
It's ugly out tonight; windy, raining and a chill to the bone. Is it Tuesday night?
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Out Tonight......
Slipped on Ice and Snow last night.
:(
Its quiet,
Six OK???????????
These boobs are 2 weeks old, what's up
These boobs are 2 weeks old, what's up
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