WEEKLY UPDATE

NO FRANK Tonight!!!!

White verses Dark meant a little more this week as 5 found himself across from his Pop instead of on his wing, the Commish then surrounded himself with some of the other talent he has coached over the years. This move was critical to the outcome in this one as the White outlasted the Darkies in a fast paced game. Pop Gun opened the scoring with a soft goal early on, just the type of goal that would end up costing the Darkies in the end.

The game was close early on when the Constipation Kid chipped in with a couple of assists, he then added a couple goals late. White Doug & Stinky Pete were buzzing as well for the Dark at the offensive end & appeared to be all hopped up on Flinstone Chewables late hanging tough with the young White legs. Those legs kept the energy up all night, Chubby Craig appears to have lost some weight & his feet were as quick as his hands which led to some padded stats for him. P.Weissy returned this week, his size & speed fit in well with the White game, his play allowed Romo the freedom to join the rush more often & keep the pressure on the Darkies for long stretches.

 It was during on of these stretches that Dr.Romo prescribed a sedative to Quiet Brian. QB's patience were tested later as well when he was surrounded by a bunch of sweaty Glutten Guzzelers including Rusty who came out to watch some hockey. The game remained tight as the goaltending was up to the task as Tree returned from abroad , Swedish I think, & played very well especially late as the White boys pulled ahead. On his trip Tree unearthed an old family photo.

The White boys also had some grit in their game to go with all the slick skating, Chuck & Hockey Dave both picked up goals from the dirty areas they call home, despite having to deal with Murph & Flounder, never an easy task. Johnny Longpants picked a really good night to come back to the Dark side, his steady hands & offensive skills from the blueline helped the boys stay in this game. The guy is just cool, here he is between shifts.

Crickett,seen here
 has been swamped at work & has not been able to join us lately, reached out to let us know he is ok & hopes to rejoin us before our last skate.

 Shooter meanwhile was out this week for what was believed to be a maintenance day, turns out his miraculous recovery from three hip replacements might be due to  a revolutionary yet controversial new therapy sweeping the plains of Iowa. Dr Woody Doebanger of Do-R-Deer Farms is taking credit for Shooters quick return & has some interest in helping Crabby. Dr Doebanger claims his "Rear Deer Dick Slip is sure to help a Trick Hip"

I had beer this week, a cooler filled with frosty LaBatt's & a couple Carona's kept me up way too late, leading to the delay with the Update. Hope you had a Happy St.Patrick's Day, Till next week.