Things Men Need to Know About Women

from Maxim - Things Men Need to Know About Women

• Never trust a girl who has no friends. She doesn't get along with other women because she's either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.
  
• Girls who say, "I love sports!" are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they're talking about, are not.
  
• If you get a girls number on a Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late.
  
• Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you've ever had.
  
• Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.
  
• Over the course of her life, a women will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn’t get laid, you're one of the 10.
  
• The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.
  
• On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.
  
• At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
  
• She likes one of your friends.
  
• Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That's your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. J
  
• The one breakup line she'll never be able to argue you out of: "I'm sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you."
  
• You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about twelve.