Game 5 Summary - from the crease

Crazy game last Tuesday, was there a full moon because there sure were some full nets. The pace was fast & furios right through warm-up.Nice job turned in by Jay for the whites & Fricker & Chuck had it going for the darkies. Daddy Pat tried to level the ice by keeping everyone from having thier skates sharpened. The Commish was back in the line up, heard him in the locker room, didn't notice him on the ice. The Bonner Connection had some issues Jeff "Mr. Fornias" Craskey yelled something about not getting it up. Meanwhile Tommy "Fathead" Dolantold him he should see Alice. Spongie was missing, reports out of Ocean City claim he hurt his back in an altercation outside a mens room at bthe Frank S. Farley rest stop on the A.C. Expressway. Also among the missing was Dennis "IceMan" Wilson, his third week ion a row, therefore he has been suspeneded by the team until he apoligizes for his play.

A new feature this week: A VIEW FROM THE CREASE
- After years of working on his game Chuckhas made himself into quite the mediocre hockey player.

-By the last 15 minutes of the night Billy Leach has the best hands I've ever seen on a statue.- Speed Bump, please stop knocking Crabby down its taking him longer to get up each time