Beer and Marriage

I'll never understand women. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, and that I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends, but reluctantly, I gave it up. Then one day I looked at the receipt after she came home from grocery shopping, and noticed that she had spent $45.00 on makeup!

I said, "Wait a minute! I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be coming back!