Thursday, November 16, 2006

Game Summary - from the creaky back


The boys wre back up to speed this week, the game was wide open with plenty of chances at both ends. Once again the goaltending was outstanding, at least for the first hour. The story is I hurt my back making a save but there is a rumor going around that tells a different story. Word is the real problem was FEAR OF THE SPONGE, first a save on a breakaway, then a rebound shot just wide, followed by a glove save on a blast from between the circles... When Spongee starts shooting at the water bottles & they are not on the bench it is time to re-think my decision to play goalie.

While sitting out the last half hour I noticed some things that may help me later in the season:

  • Liam gives but don't go
  • Daddy Pat may be late getting there but he gets his stick on everything
  • Fricker's is bigger than the Commish's... I'm talking about his hockey stick you sick bastsrds
  • Shooter goes but don't give
  • I'm not sure if Jaybird wears womens clothing but he does use MaxiPads in his skates


The back in good shape, just got back from Dr. Feel Good, he snapped me into place & cleared me to play.

Still waiting to hear from the Crabman on when he is returning, this is getting to be like an NBA injury (Editor's note: bite me).

Bumped into Dennis "Cone", "Iceman" Wilson, almost knocked him over because of his cruches. He is recovering nicely from hip surgery & will soon be fitted for velcro sneakers so he can join the Mall Walkers to get his exercise.

Can't give a score so ...

Till Next Week
SIX BACK

25 Comments:

Blogger Crabby said...

Hey siv, this article probably explains why you keep hurting your back ...

Goalies and Defense

Thu Nov 16, 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 Pak quit on his team its that simple anybody who was there knows. A couple soft goals and out he went.YIPE, YIPE, YIPE

Please...play with the pain you Kevin Steven's

Thu Nov 16, 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the deal with the Deadlist Catch? Is the King Crab back or what??

Thu Nov 16, 11:52:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

what the eff is the Deadlist Catch?

Thu Nov 16, 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crabby, the article is pure hogwash, look around the locker room at all those forwards gasping for air as they try to tie thier skates.
SIXPACK

Thu Nov 16, 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, that is not my XRAY, I,m only in my first trimester.
6

Thu Nov 16, 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the forwards and D finished they didnt quit like the Goalie. What did Dr. Feelgood do give you a vaginal rub?
Come on this is hockey not the girls night out.

Geez

Thu Nov 16, 05:08:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

I don't know siv, that xray looks like a dead ringer to me!

Thu Nov 16, 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note from the Commish:
Gentleman, please refrain from the insults we all have our shortcomings. This is how the "troubles" began many years ago at the birth of the THNL.

Lets focus on being on time and not BSing in the lockeroom when we should be skating. We are starting 20 minutes into our skate time.

PS Sponge did redeem himself with a offensive performance. Kudo's Collingdale Bob!

Larry also played well on D.

Thu Nov 16, 08:27:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

ok, what have you done with the commish?

Fri Nov 17, 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the new TNHL Crabby cant we all get along?
I like the golf shirts on Beer League maybe a team order for the holidays?

Capin Dang

Fri Nov 17, 11:57:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Great idea commish! We'll put it on Dunfee's credit card.

Fri Nov 17, 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP.
WHO WILL STEP UP??

Fri Nov 17, 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Obviously the corporate spomnsorship should come from one of the companies advertising on the Blog...

Straube.....

Liam....

I am an XL thanks

Sat Nov 18, 09:53:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Is that an XL before or after Nicks?

Sat Nov 18, 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it....

That 6 pack WAS NOT HURT last week that it was a coaching decision to pull him. Apparently there are whispers around the locker room that while the team was getting their buts kicked the coaching staff decide to shake it up. They felt that going with an open net and requiring the white team to hit the post to score gave them a better chance to win and the injury was a fake to prevent another Patrick Roy / Montreal incident. The data is there to support the theory. It is well known that players on the white team can only hit the post when a goalie is in the net and when the net is empty can only hit the corners.

Could this have been a Brillant coaching move by the Commish? The X-Rays on th BLOG show evidence of tampering. Could this mean the commish is one of hockey's brightest strategist of our times? Does he have more in common with Scotty Bowman then just the hair style? Is the commish a hockey genius?

NAAAAH!

Joe how's your back?

Sun Nov 19, 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My back is fine, but as you can see in the x-ray my breasts are sagging quite a bit.

SIXPACK

Sun Nov 19, 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the Hell is AnJaka?

And is (He, her...it) putting links on the BLOG?

Sun Nov 19, 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

anjaka the blog spammer. gone!

Sun Nov 19, 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Frank going to be there this week? I mean, really be there.

Sun Nov 19, 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey,

When can we expect our golf shirts from Liam & Straube?

I am an XL too

Mon Nov 20, 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Free Shirts! Great1 I am a Med

Mon Nov 20, 05:56:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Medium? That's gotta be Fricker ;)

Mon Nov 20, 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fricker would ask for a pocket for his pack of Winstons

Mon Nov 20, 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frank?

Hello....Frank?

Tue Nov 21, 06:38:00 AM  

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