Game Summary - from the crease

Big night... Crabby returns, sticks breaking, bodies flying & beers flowing. With both benches full the game was on.

The Darkies got out to an early lead controling play for much of the early going. The goals came quick & it could have been worse, Tree put a pass on the tape for the Commish who was in his hockey card stance at the back door. Of course he shoots wide, a play that would have Mick rolling over in his dingy. The darkies got some quality play from Johnny "Cocco" Pants along with Kurt "The Hippie Hockey Player". Brit rolled up in his Jag, just to let the Commish know that he is spending some of his signing bonus, set the table for several chances for the dark squad & Quite Brian finally played that average game that we all knew he was capable of. Mark St. Mark was his usual pesky self & could easily pass for Fricker on the ice & Jaybird is still on the rag.

The White boys got things going on a breakaway goal by Chuck, followed by goals from Crafty, Fricker & Daddy Pat to get it close. And then it happened, at exactly 9:21......Once, twice, then on the third try $60 shattered over the crossbar & dropped to the ice below. Shortly after that Crabby got behind the defence. With the speed of the zamboni and the moves of a rod hockey centerman he skated in all alone on Sixpack. As he rolled his wrists & prepared to shoot.......... Tree picked his pocket & went the other way. Crabby showed all that the knee was holding up pretty well when he buried Tree along the boards but it was that kind of night for the toe drag trickster as he broke his stick on the play.

Spongee also managed to get on the score sheet this week after being shut out the last few games. He had the same reaction to scoring as he did when he got the news of Britney Spears' newest video. This goal has cost me my spot in the TNHL as the Commish has sent me for a stint in the minors with The Orlando Tourists.

Now on to Nick's, it's funny what you learn about a guy after a few beers loosen him up. I had no idea there was another 50% of fun even out there. But i'm sure glad to be missing it. And then there's Shooter, who knew he was running a geriatric strip club? Hey Shooter Coo Coo Ka Choo.

See you in two weeks

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