Game Summary - from the Sales guy

A fun and eventful night of hockey for all. The night started a little late due to a "Major Announcement", the coming of another "Britzeky". Yes, after some speculation it was confirmed that Brit and his wife are expecting a bundle of joy. Brit had the joy of the announcement of first child made to his friends & family in a very traditional way; Apparently, Brit's wife told Spongee & Spongee told Brit. Then Spongee went around telling everybody he could think of. Word is, Mother, Father and neighbor to be are very pleased. Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Britzeky, and of course Spongee, on your great news! Brit celebrated the announcement of his coming baby by working on a new play, the give & goo-goo. Fatherhood must agree with Brit, as he lite the scoring lamp repeatedly last night. He also was practicing for fatehrhood by "feeding" the puck to his teammates, who like babies, usually made a mess of it.

The dark team technically won the game (editor's note: won=smoked) last night on the old "Last Goal Wins" call. However, the night was to close to call(editor's note: is he on something?). There was stellar play by Rob "Lester Patrick" Toomey, stepping in and playing goal when his boys needed him. Dennis St Dennis was equally impressive between the pipes, playing behind a defense that makes the Eagles D look dominate. For a momnet it looked like the league had gone "Hi-Tech" with slow motion replay, but then we realized it was Capt'n Dang on a break away at real speed.

There were many missing regulars last night. Some excused & some not. For years we have all known that Siv Pack is Gooffy and now he is down in Disney World applying for that dream job. Fricker could not make it last night for unknown reasons. It is believed his wife put his skates on the top shelf of his basement & he could not reach them. Rusty was off hunting Bambi (we hope that is a deer and not the stage name person of the other 50%). He did show up in time for beer & paid his pennance with a contribution tot he beer inventory. Shooter was thankful for the additional beer as he needed every bit of it to get over his encounter with his mother inlaw, Mrs Robinson.

Tom Dolan & Wojo are still missng as well. It is believed after his succcess last year in an Asian tournament that Dolan is playing hockey back in Thialand or Loas. Wojo made the mistake of cleaning his hockey equipment and it all fell apart. Seems the mold & mildew was the holding everything, except the break away sheild, together. There are the "CORE" Milk Carton Crew of Dennis "The Iceman" Wilson and John "I'll be there" Dunfee missing as usual. Also missing were the TNHL's internal Police force of Jay & Chuck. Not to fear TNHLers, The Commish's office has launch an investigation into the where abouts of Wilson & JD and placed Jay & Chuck on the case.
The have reported thus far some information on Wilson. Following the lead that Wilson is totally involved in Fantasy Football, our investigators have been monitoring the local Fantsy Show Bars. Not the best investigation, but an acceptable excuse to miss TNHL. JD, on the other hand, is a total mystery. He was last seen driving into a parking lot at the Eagles game last month and has disappeared like all hope of the an Eagles playoff run.

There is talk around the league offices that is serving a year suspension for Lack of Substance abuse. Apparently JD has not been available for his quota of beers with TNHLers & the Commish's office will NOT stand for such lack of abuse. With Christmas, the time of miracles, coming we can all hope JD will show on a Tuesday & we can help him reach his quota.

That's it for me TNHLers. Your temporary reporter with a view from the corner.