Lady Byng Memorial Trophy

History…
Lady Byng, wife of Canada's Governor-General at the time, presented the Lady Byng Trophy in 1925. After Frank Boucher of the New York Rangers won the award seven times in eight seasons, he was given the trophy to keep and Lady Byng donated another trophy in 1936. After Lady Byng's death in 1949, the National Hockey League presented a new trophy, changing the name to the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy.
The trophy is an annual award given to the player adjudged to have exhibited the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability.
Leading winners: Frank Boucher (7), Wayne Gretzky (5), Red Kelly (4).
Present Day…
This year the eligibility for the award has been expanded to include TNHL players and with the TNHL Commish’s new “Love and be Loved” policy there are sure to be many TNHLers as finalist for the award. Players such as Bob the Love Sponge, Cuddly Craskey and the new Hugs & Kisses Commish are sure to deserve strong consideration.
Unfortunately, not all players in the TNHL have taken advantage of the new eligibility opportunity and haven’t changed their “Old Time Hockey” roots. One TNHLer has already been removed from consideration due to up hauling lack of self discipline. Last Tuesday’s skate saw Sixpack remove himself from consideration with his unprovoked attack on an unsuspecting hockey net. Even though Sixpack is nearly two feet taller then his victim, he knowingly and deliberately let loose his rage and threw the net tumbling over. The net just laid still in fear until other players came to its defense and helped it back into position. This is in clear violation of the new “Love and be Loved” policy instituted by TNHL commish. It is not known what disciplinary action the Commish will take but swift and decisive action is expected. When reached for comment Ogie Oglethrop said “It is a disgrace to the game. This is what happens when they don’t allow the players to police the game. In my day, we’d run the goalie and that would put an end to it”. Not since the days of Dave “Killer Carlson” has there been a demonstration of such goonery in hockey. Dave “Killer “Carlson himself chimed in saying “Sixpack’s problems probably started with bad upbringing in the home”. Sadly to say, this yet another black eye for the game hockey.
-Daddy Pat
36 Comments:
Joe should play at the other end of the rink. He did loose his focus and quite frankly acted very childish. Someone could have gotten hurt and the foul language was totally uncalled for.
Concerned Skater
lady byng was a whore plain and simple. and look at the clowns that won it all the time: boucher? sounds like a frenchie to me. gretzky? A Flyer beating cheater. Red kelly? u can tell by his name, a stinkin commie irishman. screw lady byng ( who hasnt?) and as that star wars dude says "let the hate flow through you". and speaking of star wars who's taller? liam or yoda?
Liam says....
Now thats uncalled for. Anyway it makes my Christmas tree look bigger.
ROID' RAGE
Hey Sixpack. Mike Wallace called, he wants interview you regarding your use of steroids and you roid rage.
This week winner gets bottles loser gets cans.
Lady Bing is my trophy wife
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This is turning into the
"Perfect Storm"...
Just one hit to the Commish and its all over...
See ya...
Bounty game Sponge? You awight? The last thing you hit was a thing called a Monica!
All we need is Tree St Tree he will own the crease its his house.
WHITE POWER
Sometimes I think the "Comment Delete" is probably more interesting then anything we put on the Blog.
I gotta ask...what he say, what he say?
I just read on Tree's blog that he needs more weapons. Something to the affect of "Look at what the white team did signing, Spongee, Liam & Daddy Pat, I dont want to disrespect anyone but that would definatly be an upgrade to the weapons we have"
What time Tuesday night?
Thanks Chuck
Not a bounty game.
I want to know what the Commish will due if he mixes it up with Murph.
Will the Commish say...
It's ok and here's a hug?
OR
Go F' yourselve, game on?
Remember, keep it positive and affirmation will occur...
Boy's ,all the chatter is great a spirited positive game should unfold Tuesday. I look forward to seeing all my teamates Tuesday.
Same sides next week and lets try and cut down on negative comments while we are playing our beloved sport.
Joe try counting to ten before you do anything you might regret. Remember focus on the next save not the goal. It deflates your team when you throw a tantrum.
Happy Hockey!
Bob, Murph's a great guy not a hooligan. If he did anything illegal to me I would fully expect an "awright" its all good. No reason to respond to an accidental infraction. Murph's got my respect and he could be a candidate for the Lady Bing.
Have a great day!
Teamate
Is there a Lady Callosity Bag Trophy for the player who is full of crap?
that's not fair. that's my teammate. sniff, sniff
Maybe we can get Sixpack to attack that guy, like he did the net, to get him in line. What do you think?
Bring it on Dark Biocthes
The other team reminds me of...
Alfred E. Neuman
Yo Crab's
Do you have a picture of Avril Lavigne?
I heard she is a ' licker too...
This just in....we have bootlegged video of liam "yoda" montgomery and the tnhl barbershop quartet of crabs,craskey,shooter and pat practicing for their upcoming gig at nicks rb on open mic night....fyi, liam is the short green one in the front...(pg rated by the way)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8xrPPqMpV8
Something for Joey
Bring four sticks Tuesday you will need them.
White Power
Even if you had one of my goalie sticks you would manage to miss that back door goal after a cross ice pass from Mick, oh wait he's still in the witness protection program.
who's mick bring four sticks siv
w.p.
Can we play music while we are playing? It will be like going to a Kix game.
I like chicken nuggets yo!
DUDE
Is it true the Commish is going to make sixpack stand up & apologize to everyone in the lockerroom and to both nets on the ice before we start to play?
Nope, Joe's a great guy and Goalie!
I hope he plays well tonight and leaves the rink feeling good about himself!
Happy Hockey
He's a freakin siv and a toolbag
that's one of your teamates saying that. Are you going to let that go? I think the Whities should appoligize to Joe. Don't you, Commish?
Hey Einstein, Six was dark last week.
Where is that Hug & Be Hug envirnment the Commish is trying to forge?
-Ghadi
No S*@% Crabs. The Whities are dis'n our (dark) goalie. Idiot!!!
T.D.S.
Good one last night.
Hemorrhoid kisser.
Chuck you dont get half your money back since you only skate on one half of the ice.
Word is out about our league we had one fan there last night!
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