Friday, January 11, 2008

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy


History…

Lady Byng, wife of Canada's Governor-General at the time, presented the Lady Byng Trophy in 1925. After Frank Boucher of the New York Rangers won the award seven times in eight seasons, he was given the trophy to keep and Lady Byng donated another trophy in 1936. After Lady Byng's death in 1949, the National Hockey League presented a new trophy, changing the name to the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy.

The trophy is an annual award given to the player adjudged to have exhibited the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability.

Leading winners: Frank Boucher (7), Wayne Gretzky (5), Red Kelly (4).

Present Day…


This year the eligibility for the award has been expanded to include TNHL players and with the TNHL Commish’s new “Love and be Loved” policy there are sure to be many TNHLers as finalist for the award. Players such as Bob the Love Sponge, Cuddly Craskey and the new Hugs & Kisses Commish are sure to deserve strong consideration.

Unfortunately, not all players in the TNHL have taken advantage of the new eligibility opportunity and haven’t changed their “Old Time Hockey” roots. One TNHLer has already been removed from consideration due to up hauling lack of self discipline. Last Tuesday’s skate saw Sixpack remove himself from consideration with his unprovoked attack on an unsuspecting hockey net. Even though Sixpack is nearly two feet taller then his victim, he knowingly and deliberately let loose his rage and threw the net tumbling over. The net just laid still in fear until other players came to its defense and helped it back into position. This is in clear violation of the new “Love and be Loved” policy instituted by TNHL commish. It is not known what disciplinary action the Commish will take but swift and decisive action is expected. When reached for comment Ogie Oglethrop said “It is a disgrace to the game. This is what happens when they don’t allow the players to police the game. In my day, we’d run the goalie and that would put an end to it”. Not since the days of Dave “Killer Carlson” has there been a demonstration of such goonery in hockey. Dave “Killer “Carlson himself chimed in saying “Sixpack’s problems probably started with bad upbringing in the home”. Sadly to say, this yet another black eye for the game hockey.

-Daddy Pat

36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe should play at the other end of the rink. He did loose his focus and quite frankly acted very childish. Someone could have gotten hurt and the foul language was totally uncalled for.

Concerned Skater

Fri Jan 11, 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lady byng was a whore plain and simple. and look at the clowns that won it all the time: boucher? sounds like a frenchie to me. gretzky? A Flyer beating cheater. Red kelly? u can tell by his name, a stinkin commie irishman. screw lady byng ( who hasnt?) and as that star wars dude says "let the hate flow through you". and speaking of star wars who's taller? liam or yoda?

Fri Jan 11, 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liam says....

Now thats uncalled for. Anyway it makes my Christmas tree look bigger.

Fri Jan 11, 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROID' RAGE

Sat Jan 12, 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Sixpack. Mike Wallace called, he wants interview you regarding your use of steroids and you roid rage.

Sat Jan 12, 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This week winner gets bottles loser gets cans.

Sat Jan 12, 09:51:00 PM  
Blogger sixpack said...

Lady Bing is my trophy wife

Sat Jan 12, 11:39:00 PM  
Blogger sixpack said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

Sat Jan 12, 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is turning into the
"Perfect Storm"...

Just one hit to the Commish and its all over...

See ya...

Sun Jan 13, 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bounty game Sponge? You awight? The last thing you hit was a thing called a Monica!

All we need is Tree St Tree he will own the crease its his house.

WHITE POWER

Sun Jan 13, 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes I think the "Comment Delete" is probably more interesting then anything we put on the Blog.

I gotta ask...what he say, what he say?

Sun Jan 13, 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read on Tree's blog that he needs more weapons. Something to the affect of "Look at what the white team did signing, Spongee, Liam & Daddy Pat, I dont want to disrespect anyone but that would definatly be an upgrade to the weapons we have"

Sun Jan 13, 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What time Tuesday night?

Thanks Chuck

Sun Jan 13, 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a bounty game.

I want to know what the Commish will due if he mixes it up with Murph.
Will the Commish say...
It's ok and here's a hug?
OR
Go F' yourselve, game on?

Remember, keep it positive and affirmation will occur...

Sun Jan 13, 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy's ,all the chatter is great a spirited positive game should unfold Tuesday. I look forward to seeing all my teamates Tuesday.

Same sides next week and lets try and cut down on negative comments while we are playing our beloved sport.

Joe try counting to ten before you do anything you might regret. Remember focus on the next save not the goal. It deflates your team when you throw a tantrum.

Happy Hockey!

Sun Jan 13, 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob, Murph's a great guy not a hooligan. If he did anything illegal to me I would fully expect an "awright" its all good. No reason to respond to an accidental infraction. Murph's got my respect and he could be a candidate for the Lady Bing.
Have a great day!

Teamate

Sun Jan 13, 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a Lady Callosity Bag Trophy for the player who is full of crap?

Mon Jan 14, 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's not fair. that's my teammate. sniff, sniff

Mon Jan 14, 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can get Sixpack to attack that guy, like he did the net, to get him in line. What do you think?

Mon Jan 14, 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring it on Dark Biocthes

Mon Jan 14, 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other team reminds me of...

Alfred E. Neuman


Yo Crab's
Do you have a picture of Avril Lavigne?
I heard she is a ' licker too...

Mon Jan 14, 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in....we have bootlegged video of liam "yoda" montgomery and the tnhl barbershop quartet of crabs,craskey,shooter and pat practicing for their upcoming gig at nicks rb on open mic night....fyi, liam is the short green one in the front...(pg rated by the way)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8xrPPqMpV8

Mon Jan 14, 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something for Joey

Bring four sticks Tuesday you will need them.


White Power

Mon Jan 14, 10:35:00 PM  
Blogger sixpack said...

Even if you had one of my goalie sticks you would manage to miss that back door goal after a cross ice pass from Mick, oh wait he's still in the witness protection program.

Tue Jan 15, 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's mick bring four sticks siv

w.p.

Tue Jan 15, 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we play music while we are playing? It will be like going to a Kix game.

I like chicken nuggets yo!

Tue Jan 15, 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUDE

Tue Jan 15, 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true the Commish is going to make sixpack stand up & apologize to everyone in the lockerroom and to both nets on the ice before we start to play?

Tue Jan 15, 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, Joe's a great guy and Goalie!
I hope he plays well tonight and leaves the rink feeling good about himself!

Happy Hockey

Tue Jan 15, 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a freakin siv and a toolbag

Tue Jan 15, 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's one of your teamates saying that. Are you going to let that go? I think the Whities should appoligize to Joe. Don't you, Commish?

Tue Jan 15, 04:29:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Hey Einstein, Six was dark last week.

Tue Jan 15, 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is that Hug & Be Hug envirnment the Commish is trying to forge?

-Ghadi

Tue Jan 15, 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No S*@% Crabs. The Whities are dis'n our (dark) goalie. Idiot!!!

T.D.S.

Tue Jan 15, 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one last night.

Hemorrhoid kisser.

Wed Jan 16, 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck you dont get half your money back since you only skate on one half of the ice.
Word is out about our league we had one fan there last night!

Wed Jan 16, 07:29:00 AM  

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