Game Summary

After a week where the benches were almost empty the fair weather hockey players returned & the game was much better. The Darkies got back on the winning side & skated away with a 3 goal victory. Although the Commish was MIA chaos was still the order of the day

The Darkies opened the scoring on a sweet back door pass from Brit at the right point to Liam, who snuck behind the net to the left post. The White crew played tough all night led by the Bonner Connection, Daddy Pat, Crafty Craskey & especially Quiet Brian hustled up good chances all night, with each cashing in with goals & Spongee did his part for both teams while on D.

Johnny Longpants & Tiny Tim generated plenty of offense from the blue line as usual but were left to slam their sticks anger after most shifts. J-Bird seemed to put a body on Chuck every time he had the puck & once again Tree kept the score from being one-sided with his quick feet & glove. Is it just me or do Big Pappi & Fricker look like this I i when they are skating next to each other?

What can you say about the Darkies, solid throughout the line up; Shooter shooting, Crabby not shooting because he is on Shooters line, Britter making passes that get the same reaction as a fart on an elevator WHOA, DUDE!, OH MAN!, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?, GOOD ONE!, Curty Downlow & Chuckie making things happen in the offensive end & even comming all the way back to the Red Line to help out on D. Speaking of D, Rusty turned in another gutsy performance & I think we may have found a Brian that is Quieter than Quiet Brian. At one point the Darkies kept the Whites from scoring for more than 30 minutes & I think Murph was on the ice for 27 of those minutes.

Anyway it was a good skate & Daddy Pat was named the BEER LIST PLAYER OF THE YEAR for bringing a fine assortment of flavors that were all welcomed by a tired bunch of drinkers that never let hockey get in the way of an ice cold beer.

-sixpac shakur