Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Game Summary


Once again a quick pace was on tap for the TNHL this week, the boys were flying out there last night, as the Darkies avenged last week's one goal loss with a spirited three goal victory.

After jumping out to an early 4-1 lead the Darkies watched as the Whites battled back to tie the game, only to see the Dark gang score the last three goals on the night.
The Dark squad was led by some soon to be Commish Teammate, Johnny Longpants & Curty Downlow on the offensive end & Murph selflessly throwing his body through the boards to make plays in his own end.

Spongee in the meantime is playing some great hockey; he is cursing less each week. The turnaround started shortly after he got the complete Barry Manilow collection downloaded into his ipod & he did not miss a shift after getting caught with only his stump in his hand.

Chuck , Liam & the MRSA Missile Rusty set the tone with early goals & helped out in their own end. Liam made a great play along the boards in his own end to start a rush that led to a goal while protecting a one goal lead. Young Joe Mcc, will call him Quart, Geoff Sanderson's brother Brian & Mike the avid reader also chipped in with some big plays.

The offensive minded White crew did little to help out Tree, who turned in another clutch performance, leaving Rob out to dry on several occasions. You had to know it was not going to be Crabby's night, after he decided to defect from the Dark side & become a Jedi knight he almost screwed himself into the ice while trying to take a slap,wrist,snap shot from between the circles. He almost hit the puck and seemed to be fighting the puck all night. Krafty Craskey is mired in a terrible slump as he cannot seem to find the back of the net, I told him to try shooting on the other goalie.

Brit & Tiny Tim continued to push the tempo with their speed leading to several good scoring chances but they have yet to meet the Commish's high standards. One last time boys ON THE TAPE AT THE BACK DOOR OR DON'T BOTHER PASSING AT ALL. Jaybird added some offense from the blue line with a few nice shots on goal through traffic & teamed with Carl as the best pair of White defenders on the night.

Tuesday marked the return of Stinky Pete to the subs list, Stinky; a veteran of many years on said list, still has not washed his jersey. There is always room next to Pete in the locker room & on the bench. Tuesday may also have meant the end of the TNHL career of L.A. Don, Donny, pending a physical, will be farmed out to the TNHL's minor league affiliate in Los Angeles in exchange for Big Papi & a bag of pucks. This was the first game in a month where the last goal was not the game winner but the game was just as completive & the beer just as tasty, thanks to the tag team of Brian the new tin man & L.A Don for the beers.

Till next week

Sixpack

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Six Pack, great job with your short novel and play last night. You must have a good apprentice. Does your apprentice ask you? What are you doing on your Lap Top? Your reply I'm going over the plans, "NOW GET THE HELL BACK TO WORK".

Balloon knot girl was back. She was timid. She ask me what my secret was I told her two words...
"FENG SHUI"

Who ever goes to Nicks next week its Pirate Night...(Dress occordingly)

Part of a winning "TEAM"...
And water bottle collector

Wed Jan 30, 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crabby, whats with the Christmas picture, just get the film back.

Wed Jan 30, 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Joey, I hope you play well next week.

Danny

Wed Jan 30, 11:05:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Ask Liam about the picture. We both met her last night ;)

Thu Jan 31, 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liam said.....



INDEED!!!!!!

Thu Jan 31, 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Explain....

Thu Jan 31, 03:58:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Liam and I went to see my boss's band at the Rusty Nail last night. This very friendly girl was there. The more she drank, the friendlier she got. She's the roommate of a co-worker.

Thu Jan 31, 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So who stalked her and stole the photo out of her purse?

Thu Jan 31, 05:14:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

that's a story for another day ;)

Thu Jan 31, 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bring back pinky

Thu Jan 31, 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

POOL NUMBERS GOOD LUCK
TNHL
PATRIOTS-8 GIANTS-4
PATRIOTS-8 GIANTS-1
PATRIOTS-8 GIANTS-5

CRABBY
PATRIOTS-2 GIANTS-9
PATRIOTS-2 GIANTS-1

SPONGEE
PATRIOTS-8 GIANTS-2
PATRIOTS-8 GIANTS-8

RUSS
PATRIOTS-0 GIANTS-6
PATRIOTS-3 GIANTS-3

BIG PAPPI
PATRIOTS-3 GIANTS-4

CRAFTY CRASKEY
PATRIOTS-0 GIANTS-7
PATRIOTS-6 GIANTS-1
PATRIOTS-4 GIANTS-8
PATRIOTS-5 GIANTS-6

CURTY
PATRIOTS-5 GIANTS-1

BRIT
PATRIOTS-9 GIANTS-3
PATRIOTS-6 GIANTS-4

Thu Jan 31, 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those numbers are legit, I clicked anonymous by mistake

sixpack

Thu Jan 31, 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Rusty Nail stalker moment brought to you by the law offices of Montgomery-Crab.

Have you committed a crime while drunk? Have you have you had your balloon knot licked without your consent? Do you know someone who wraps large objects in cellophane? If you have answered yes to any of these questions then you may be entitled to monetary damages for pain and suffering. Don't wait! Contact Montgomery-Crab NOW!

Thu Jan 31, 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I may need services from the law offices of Montgomery-Crab. I need a restraining order for a stalker that is continually calling for me. I don't know his name but he is a scary guy who is always asking if I am awright. I am really scared. I think I saw him out my window late Tuesday night with a big box of Saran wrap.

Please help me

-Pinky

Fri Feb 01, 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Tuesday is the First Skate of the month.

Frank will be at the rink to sharpen skates @ 8:15 PM

Sun Feb 03, 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I out this week. I'm on 3 to 11 shift.

Rusty

Mon Feb 04, 01:46:00 PM  

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