Player Bio: Crabby

Nobody is really sure where Crabby came from he just showed up as a sub one night, came through the door with Fricker looking like the Skipper & his Little Buddy Gilligan. With the team name CRABS emblazoned across his chest a nickname was born. It took about three seasons before half the TNHL knew his real name, Chuck still doesn't.

He burst onto the scene & quickly became a regular in spite of his play, by showing a passion for the post game beer. Crabby was also influential in moving the TNHL into the 21st century by introducing us to the world with our very own Blog.


THUMBNAIL:

• Old school plays the game the way it was meant to be played, on ice, wearing skates, with a puck, followed by a few beers & a roast beef sandwich.


• Highly skilled, willing to play any position that will allow him to use his big slap shot, right after his toe drag.


• Has one really good knee.


• Has an uncanny ability to motivate his goalie using only two words “Don’t Suck”.


• Likes it shaved as he is usually one of the first guys out on to the fresh ice each week.


• Would have been a front runner for the Rookie of The Year if the TNHL was around back in the early 90’s, which is about the time he was turning 40.


• Clearly the best in the league on the computer proves this almost every week as you can see by his photo gallery.


• One of the most important cogs in the TNHL wheel, He is the guy that posts THE BEER LIST.

-sixpack