Game Summary

This week, in honor of Black History Month, we will have a special Weekly Update from the desk of civil rights leader Jessie Jackson.


This past Tuesday nighta, wuz like a lot of Tuesday nightsa, the Whites battled our Black brothers only to be turned back by a 7-5 score. It wuz obvious that the Black preparation resulted in perspiration after a compilation of communication for a continuation of an operation of anialhation against their opponent which wuz due to excellent concentration.
I wuz not happay with the fact that y'all wuz smackin' around some black objecta & I have formed a committee with my good friend Rev. Al Sharpton to get the color of the puck changed to white.
Y'all may not beleive that this wuz the first time I have been to a hockey game, they play it a lot in Canada; the Great White North, & I did not get many votes from my constituants north of the border the last time I sought the office of Commander & Chief. I did learn a couple of things I did not know about ice hockey; they ought to play ice hockey on the beach, cause it be freezin' in that rink, aint nobody tryin' to dunk & them crackers that be standin' in front of that net is CRAZY. And one more thing where wuz the Colt 45 & Cristal, what about dem ho's dat be skatin, after y'all?

-tyrone sixpack