Game Summary

This week we saw twenty guys plus goalies show up which means a good quick skate. The White squad skated away with the victory for the second straight week, due to an outstanding effort between the pipes from Tree. The Dark team was only able to muster two goals & one of those bounced off the roof & into the crease for a late tap in. The only other goal Dark goal came when Tree aggressively raced out to poke check the puck from Brit which was enough to break up the play, only a great play from Liam, who was on side, led to the sole highlight for the Darkies. That was it for the darkies until well after 10 pm. Meanwhile the White crew used a relentless forecheck from the guys up front & a speedy defense kept the darkies from getting much going. After filling the nets for both teams last week the Commish was held scoreless despite the fact that he continues to surround himself with former Jr. hockey legends as he welcomed back Bill, Jeremey Roenick's line mate. Maybe on his next recruiting trip he can stop by K-MART to pick up a cooler & fill it with ice to keep our post game refreshments cold.
Well it is the time of year we all look forward to, TOURNEY TIME! With the influx of so many new players, most of them would be rostered on the Irish squad & the fact that Team Ireland has won the tourney four straight years, we need to change the format to keep the same amount of players on each team. We had a few ideas on how to choose sides, put all the sticks in the middle but that would just look like the Commish was the first one out of the locker room, or maybe the Indians ( dot not feather ) against the cowboys but Brokeback Spongee would be rostered on both teams. Finally everyone seemed to agree on a draft with the teams remaining the same till the season ends next month. There was talk of the goalies picking the players to decide the teams, so with my first pick I choose...........TREE!

On a side note, my wife told me about this poor woman that was in a coma in the hospital where she works. While giving this woman a bed bath a nurse noticed some response while cleaning around the woman's private area. The nurse suggested to her husband that maybe oral sex would help bring the woman out of her coma, after some coaxing the husband agreed to help out. The next day he went to her room & closed a curtain around her bed for some privacy but shortly after the experiment got underway the woman flatlined. When the woman asked her husband what happened he said " I don't know I guessed she choked to death"

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