Wednesday, December 10, 2008

WEEKLY UPDATE


The boys were up on their skates last night so the pace was quick & the White squad skated away with a hard fought but lopsided victory. A tireless fore check effort from the Whites bottled up the Dark team most of the night, Quiet Brian & Chuck reeked havoc on the offensive side of the red line creating turnovers & clogging passing lanes. The Commish used his size & skills in front of the net & along the boards as well as in his own zone to frustrate the Darkies. There was plenty of talent on the blue line for the Whites as well, Tim & young Joe McCloskey quickly moved the puck through the neutral zone & scored their share of points along the way. Spongee did a solid job on "D" battling in his own end, if he couldn't stop em' he would chop em' leaving many bodies in his wake. Tree was on his game, bouncing back confidently allowing only four goals on the night, finally using his White Power Rangers super strengths stored in that new chest protector. The big stars on the night were Tony Romo who has eased back into form after battling some back issues & Rudy who left with a pocket full of points on the night.
The dark team hung tough throughout a rough night, we just couldn't seem to keep up any pressure in the White zone & when we did Tree was there to turn us away. Jaybird, Johnny Longpants , Murph & Rusty did all they could on defense under the constant pressure & Brit, Curty, Shooter & the Ref also pitched in but the Whites were too much.
This was a crazy night, I mean Rudy was at his best he literaly shot out the lights, picking corners, threading passes & shattering light bulbs above the Dark goal. Then he gets the Zamboni to clean the ice in front of the Dark net ala the old New England Patriots game winning Field goal. The play picked up after a short break but the Dark still came out on the short end of the next goal wins.
The Milk Carton list was long this week as Crabby was out with the tide, Daddy Pat was potty training, JD had made to many weeks in a row & was rubbing his groin, Fricker was out shopping for his Pollyanna gift & Liam was resting his liver after a Suddsy weekend. Even Frank was out with the flu, he will be on hand this Tuesday to sharpen skates.
Rudy did a nice job with the BEER LIST with two flavors available, the LaBatt's & Smithwick's were chilled to perfection. He also had a bag of little suasages although Im not so sure where he got them,but I think I found his supplier.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God Frank is coming this week. We need him to sharpen those Titty's on the babe in the orange.
If I only was a baby "feeding time".
Oh' boy

Thu Dec 11, 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those are not nipples. they are marsh pegs. (and a good reason to go to the net!)

Fri Dec 12, 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys,

Daddy Pat is out of town for next Tuesday 12/16/08. So....I'm out.

I know, I know ...quitter, skirt, commish. Call me all the names you want.

Looking forward to Tuesday 12/23 skate.

Merry Christmas and holiday season

Daddy Pat

Fri Dec 12, 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Careful Sixpack ... nice pics but you may get our blog shut down ... just sayin

Fri Dec 12, 01:22:00 PM  
Blogger sixpack said...

Crabby, should it be removed? I'll do it Im crazy that way!

Fri Dec 12, 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daddy Pat return your T-shirt you are P-whipped!

15

Fri Dec 12, 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do we need another 3x shirt?






LASHER

Sat Dec 13, 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Frank showing up this week?
What is the cost?

Mon Dec 15, 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The question isn't what is the cost, the question is what cost is the question.

Mon Dec 15, 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many quitters this week?

Mon Dec 15, 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Commish...
We are tied at this point!!!

Mon Dec 15, 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the event that a playoff game ends in a tie, the deadlock will be broken using the following system:

Most touchdowns scored by entire starting roster.
Most fantasy points by starting quarterback(s).
Most fantasy points by starting defensive team(s).
Most fantasy points by starting defensive player(s).
Most fantasy points by starting defensive back(s).
Most fantasy points by starting defensive linemen.
Most fantasy points by starting wide receiver(s).
Most fantasy points by starting running back(s).
Most fantasy points by starting tight end(s).
Most fantasy points by starting kicker(s).
Random "coin flip".

Tue Dec 16, 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT'S

B
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L
L
S
H
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T
!!!!!

I am not a happy camper

Tue Dec 16, 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If your not first your last! Its all about getting paid and laid.

Man up!

Tue Dec 16, 09:53:00 PM  

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