Wednesday, November 26, 2008

THANKSGIVING UPDATE



The Pre- Thanksgiving skate was a success as usual, plenty of players for both squads, plenty of beers in the locker room & plenty of laughs at Nick's. The Darkies got the best of the Whites in a rocking affair. With Curty practicing his CURTesy flush in the men's room the white squad jumped out to an early 1-0 lead as Brit whistled one from the face off dot on his first shift. It would be an hour before the Whites would score again while the Darkies built a big lead. Shooter, Chuck & Curty led an assault on the White net with some fine tic-tac-toe passing leaving Tree little chance on several goals. On defense Jaybird, Murph, Crabby & Craskey shut down the White attack with some fine play in the neutral zone & out front of their own net & all were able get on the scoreboard as well. Then there was the Collins brothers, old Quiet Brian was able to slip a ringer past the Commish, Johnny Gluten showed some good skating skills as well as quick hands when he put one just under the crossbar from just out front,they were a pretty good combination any time they were on the ice.
The white did manage a second goal on the evening as Spongee buried a shot through the five hole. Spongee looked like a new man, metro sexual even, with his European style helmet that let his ears flap in the breeze as he skated through the zone. To a goalie it kind of sounds like those deer whistles you put on the bumper of your car, his White jersey finished off the "Borje Salming" look. The rest of the Whites had a tough time getting on the scoreboard, they were able to generate some good chances but the kept hitting Sixpack with pucks.
Once again we were short a couple of regulars, hopefully it is not due to injury & they will return soon. The Beer was handled beautifully by the Commish & Daddy Pat, each picking up a case of tasty LaBatt's Blue. After that it was off to Nick's till 1am for a sausage fest, video darts, Liam's story about a hippie who voted for Obama & Fricker's story about blasting sitar music & bribing Habib with $20 for the use of his NYC taxi cab. Wow! All this & I get to wake up at 2:30 to take a piss that I couldn't hold until 5:30.
Any how I had a blast.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING

11 Comments:

Blogger Crabby said...

Happy Thanksgivings day laddies and spouses! See ya Tuesday! Aight?

Wed Nov 26, 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw Dark! White was missing Tim, Carl & Tony Romo....same sides next week with our boys back.

Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving.

Thu Nov 27, 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dark had an agenda.
The early comers got togethor and made that team.
They said F the Whites

Same sides next week

Fri Nov 28, 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I figured out the mystery of the missing beer list... We were both right...really

Fri Nov 28, 02:15:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

The real mystery is how you made it through high school =)

Fri Nov 28, 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like tits

Sat Nov 29, 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its ok to like tits, but did you have to grow your own? Pick up a weight larger then 12 ounces once in a while, ok!

Sun Nov 30, 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gents,

I will have tickets for the Benefit this coming Sunday at the KNights of Columbus. Tickets are $25 each from me OR $30 at the door.

This IS last call for tickets, before paying at the door prices. Please support the cause if you can.

Thanks
Daddy Pat

Mon Dec 01, 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kilgore out tonight...
C U later

Tue Dec 02, 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quitter

Tue Dec 02, 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kilgore in

Tue Dec 02, 04:41:00 PM  

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