Beer List
If you are going to miss your night you are responsible to get someone to bring the beer. If you do not, the beer committee under the direction of the Commish will have a hearing to decide the sanctions that will be heaped down on you! This is a serious offense that will not be tolerated!
1) Beer must be in a cooler, no buckets! No ice thrown in the case either!
2) Beer must have cubed ice on it, no snow from the rink!
3) The glutards are exempt from the list. They follow their own 2 man list (they are still trying to figure out the order).
4) A full case, or more, is required to be in the locker room prior to the skate. This will ensure ice cold beer after the tilt.
5) Canadian beer is preferred! (Light canadian beer acceptable)
- 09/24 - Shooter
- 10/01 - Flounder
- 10/08 - Craskey
- 10/15 - Murph
- 10/22 - Chuck
- 10/29 - Spongee
- 11/05 - Romo
- 11/12 - Tim
- 11/19 - Crabby
- 11/26 - Johnny Long Pants
- 12/03 - Tree
- 12/10 - Sixpack
- 12/17 - Commish
- 01/07 - Daddy/Potomac Pat
- 01/14 - Rusty
- 01/21 - Snots
- 01/28 - Pop Gun
- 02/04 - Watson
- 02/11 - Shooter
- 02/18 - Flounder
- 02/25 - Craskey
- 03/04 - Murph
- 03/11 - Chuck
- 03/18 - Spongee
- 03/25 - Romo
- 04/01 - Tim
- 04/08 - Crabby
- 04/15 - Johnny Long Pants
- 04/22 - Tree
Rusty's Beer Rules
1) Beer must be in a cooler, no buckets! No ice thrown in the case either!
2) Beer must have cubed ice on it, no snow from the rink!
3) The glutards are exempt from the list. They follow their own 2 man list (they are still trying to figure out the order).
4) A full case, or more, is required to be in the locker room prior to the skate. This will ensure ice cold beer after the tilt.
5) Canadian beer is preferred! (Light canadian beer acceptable)
posted by Crabby at 9/19/2013 08:11:00 AM
3 Comments:
Excuse me. I thought the By-Laws were amended to increase the minimal amount FROM your grand mother's traditional case of 24 TO the modern player's parameter of a 30 Pack.
This should be clarified before we start as it could be used to circumvent the spirit of the system on a technicality. This is also known as the Lion's Head defense.
I can't get Lion's Head in a 30 pack. I believe Carling Black Label comes in a 30 though
If you want girls (Coors) light you can get a 30 pack. Don't even think of bringing "the sewer of beers" Budweiser! See rule #5, Mary!
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