Which comes first, beer or hockey?
While the TNHL's best writer is travelling the Hershey Highway, we've had some good skates! and now for some boobies ...
posted by Crabby at 10/16/2013 07:45:00 PM
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Crabby is not responsible for the horrendous spelling, grammar, and spongeification of this blog's content.
28 Comments:
Are we good this week?
Rusty out this week.
Got a text that Quiet Brian was out this week too.
-Craskey
Flounder out.
Bouncin' Boobies!
Wheres FRANK??
Crabby in vegas ... I'll find a parking lot to crack open a cold one in your honor.
Should Lonpants be on the beer list? He doesn't stick around after the skate? Dispensation????
Well he definitely shouldn't be on it twice. I will take his first date 11/26
Daddy Pat
He should be on the list 3x because he forgot about his night last year.
FRANK???????????????????
Trying to get tomorrow night. He is to let me know later tonight, stay posted
Flounder out.
NO FRANK TONIGHT!
Pat said maybe next week????
Daddy Pat is a late scratch for tonight.
Opie is out
Two skaters on the bench and 3 on 3 thanks toolbags.
Thanks to D ST D for coming out.
YOU GUYS SUCK
Watson
Yo Richie COMMISH Incognito, take it easy, we will all be back this week!
Jonathan Pussy Martin
BTW, I feel bullied by your harsh words and I'm telling. All those names you've called me; Toolbag, stick player, cone, siv and the worst 15. These words hurt and and I'm telling!
Jonathan Martin
As a reformed bully I realized the harm words can do. Parents tell us 'Sticks & stones may break my bones, but names can never hurt me' . They lied and I am having mine sued for damages because of it. Jonathan's parents are guilty of not teaching Him how to defend himself from being called names with the lethal ' I know you are but what am I' or the equally effective rubber glue defense. That said, Jonathan is in pain from being called names and needs comfort & hugs from the TNHL. I will send in a Get Well card for Jonathan so all TNHLers can sign it and we can send it to Jonathan at his new residence with The Little Sisters of the Poor. Lets face it Jonathan needs athletic supporters because he obviously can fill his own, that's where you can fill the void.
Thank you for being an Athletic Supporter
Former Bully,
Buddy Hinton
Quiiter bitches
Heard back from Frank, he will NOT be at Springfield Tuesday night. He will be at the Skatium tonight from 4 -10 and tomorrow he is at Asto from 3-10:30.
Daddy Pat out this week
NOTE FROM THE COMMISH:
Checked in my homey Watson he is okay only some slight soreness in his vag.
After review the incident was ruled a hockey play plain and simple. Player in question invoked the "alight" rule so no infraction or intent to injure.
Watson was put on Toolbag probation for not wearing elbow pads and recieved a verbal warning regarding his stupidity.
thats what happen when you wear "feelings' instead of elbow pads.
Keep 'em short!
Wojo
Hey Watson, ask Santa for elbow pads!
Santa says young Watson will have to learn the spirit of giving before he can receive a gift from Santa.
Respectfully
Communication Elf
Santa & Company LLC.
North Pole, Earth
This site sucks no updates no new pics WTF ?? OHL is a better league
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