Beer Problem
You hustle all night. Some look forward to an Ice Cold Beverage. In Ruses case something else. But when there's only one beer left and 2 thirsty guys its time to go to Nicks! Jeff thanks for offering your beer, But let me say I saw "Floater's in it so no thanks.
Iceman and Dunfee were back tonight and what a night, I'll wait for Joey's Comments or Daddy Pat's Comment's.
Next Week after the game its going to be a Crabby Event!@#$%^&*()_+
Translate That (hint: the estblishment's decor usually consists of poles and couches)
Buffy's response
Gentlemen,
For those who may have been looking forward to a cold beer at the end of the game, I'm pretty sure Russ- having gotten his cold beer in the parking lot-had the better idea. While it is fun to accentuate the evenings goal scoring sitting behind some sticky brew establishment verbally punishing the losing team, there are some things worth going home for! Of course, you guys probably expended all of your energy on the ice and probably wouldn't know anything about that. Luckily Russ was able to save some of his energy for after the game and as Spongee said, "what a night"! Don't be jealous of Russ...sometimes, he has to do, what he has to do to keep his "agent" happy!! His contract depends on it!
Speaking of a top player who has an agent whiney enough to be a woman....did anyone, besides me, go to the Eagles game and practically cry during the last three minutes? You can admit if you cried, it won't make you any less of a hockey player!! When will they stop tugging on the bandwagon's harness and actually pull their weight? I am tired of the emotional strain placed on the fans by the offense. I could understand if they played in the TNHL, but this is SERIOUS!! They have to be able to move and chew gum at the same time! I was thinking of sending your names in as possible candidates to fill in some needed positions, but I have no idea if you move any faster without skates!
I hear Dennis St. Dennis deserves kudos for putting up an enormous amout of saves last night! Well done St. D!
Buffy :-))
posted by Crabby at 11/16/2005 03:09:00 PM
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Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
There's trouble brewing, guys
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer winthin a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
I THINK I NEED A NEW AGENT
SixPack
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