Thursday, March 02, 2006

Game 21 Summary - From the crease


Game Summary

Russ played like Bobby Orr- Two goals including the one that leads to the beer

Commish – Two goals off nice feeds from Liam & Shooter, says Mick don’t make passes like that.

Krafty Craskey – One nice goal- one gift goal- & one armed robbery by Sixpack

Liam looking like Michael Flattey (Lord of the Dance) kicking away a sure goal early in the match.

Shooter –more assists than goals- he had an off night

The Pope & Sixpack played to the level of their competition

Now on to more important things, from time to time players from the TNHL may travel to some of the most exotic places in the world. Just last year Tooms spent some time tasting wine in Italy, Krafty sampled some beers in Germany, & the Cone has had more than one deep dish pizza while in Chicago. Even the Commish is traveling in a couple of weeks to ever popular Wisconsin. But none of this can top Tommy Dolan who spent this past week in Singapore. At first it was believed the trip was necessary part of the screening process to become a mail order groom. The real reason Kung-Fu went was to take part in a hockey tournament (or was that saki tournament). We have footage of his only goal

In the Beer portion of the evening….. Fricker & Daddy Pat came through with loads of back up beverages to put Liam’s mind at ease. Buckets is reading this wondering where all this help was on his week. But Russ was the star again on this night producing some of the finest refreshments to date- Great job Russ, the last time I had a bottle of Moosehead beer I went home with a hickey

Turned out to be a late night on my end that’s why I’m not checking in till now.

Till next week

SIXPACK

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sivs sucked,beer was outstanding, buckets and shooter(lionshead) should be ashamed.white team still is cherry pickin.no problems who was missing?
sponge is a quitter he should be kicked out of the league.

Thu Mar 02, 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is Sponge doing with Mrs. Shooter, Mrs. Birdcage, Mrs. Russ, and Mrs. Crabs? Now guess who is who...

Fri Mar 03, 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Mrs. Crabs is the blonde in the Soul jersey!

Fri Mar 03, 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am Not a quitter
I am Not a quitter
I am Not a quitter

Who the Hell has put a Big cock on the front of my shirt?

"I like it"

See you this Tuesday night. Like it or not, I am paid in full.

Fri Mar 03, 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paid in Full doesn't mean we have to LET you play. Just ask Glenn

Fri Mar 03, 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crabby, Is it just me or does that girl in the Soul jersey look Russian?
The last one

Fri Mar 03, 06:10:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

her teeth are way too nice to be russian!

Fri Mar 03, 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LIONSHEAD. THE BEST HEAD YOU'VE EVER HAD

Fri Mar 03, 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like just another tuesday night that SPONGE BOB didn't score

Fri Mar 03, 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like High School; He is his own Cockblocker!

-Every girl from Prendie

Sat Mar 04, 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to shoot on 6 pack, and also give him Daddy Pat on Def !
The Siv and limp stick won't have a chance against my rested up abilities on the ice.
I'll bring my other neighbor and will run the other side right off the ice!

PS: I had sex 3 times, I have 3 kids to show for it!

PS again: I am paid in full and no one can stop me!

Not afraid to sign my name!
Spongee!!!!!!!

Sat Mar 04, 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Kilgore, this is how all the trouble starts,think before you speak. Joseph and Patrick have feelings to you know.Why cant we all just get along?
The league missed you since you quit but we welcome you back with open arms.The protocol for bringing subs still runs thru the Commish so you better check with him on subs stupid. Why not bring some good beer and relax its just a game.

Love Liam.

Sat Mar 04, 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You tell me to relax!
I"ll relax after I get the last beer!

Capt'n Dan loves extra Sub's. Especially when at the end of the year he doesn't have to pay for the balance out of his own money!

Liam, I see your down the shore. I read your Sunday paper. I folded it back the best I could. Thanks Buddy!

A player on the team has a licence plate # M-814. What does it mean?

Sun Mar 05, 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I missed alot over the weekend. The tourney was ok the boys were 1-1-1 not bad for a team from philly playing in beantown. Joe, Buffy wants to know if you got a hickey this time? Now to address the missing thing that lives in a pineapple under the sea: show some respect for your ( and I use "your" loosley ) fellow TNHLers. You should come tuesday and be glad if the Commish lets you play. Maybe some sanction's are in order? but thats up to the Commish. I'm glad everyone liked my beer selections.

Rusty

Sun Mar 05, 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A view from the Commish.

After review with the Board I have reached a conclusion on how to deal with Robert Kilgore.

1. A jock-strap shinny is in order for disrespecting the THNL.
2. Robert did pay in full so I have no power on icetime its his league to.
3. I challenge Robert to bring his own game and not talk smack to the Icons of Springfield threatening to bring his neighbor. Eff Brit!
4. League mandate: Robert will no longer be called Sponge-bob, Spongey,Square-Pants, he is just plain old Robert!! ( ask Brians brother about that one Robert it will stick)
5. All the above sanctions will be void if Robert comes thru with some incredible 30-36 incredible 12 ounce drinking vessels this Tuesday and the girls in his cock block.
If not the E- League attorney will be present for a formal lawsuit.

Good night good hockey.

Robert get er done!

In the words of my brother Liam "relax its just a game" amen Liam

Sun Mar 05, 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS from the Commish:

All the league mandates were decided over a couple of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat Ales!!

I officially nominate Russ Fury for "Beer -Man of the Year"

Buffy is a lucky lady!!

Sun Mar 05, 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just returned to read alot of TNHL comments. Commish just to re-iterate, I do believe it is just a game, and a fun one at that. But someone has signed my name to a letter I did not write. My handle as of late has been "the last one" (for a multitude of reasons). A dead give away would be the "love" Liam signing. I only sign my letters that way for my various bitc#es around town.

THE LAST ONE

Mon Mar 06, 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liam,

I didn't think you ended your letter Love Liam. I thought somebody within the TNHL was expressing their Broke Back Hockey Feelings for you and stating they Love Liam!

Feel better?

Just kidding Daddy Pat

Mon Mar 06, 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Team Ireland,

Its obvious these anonymous "Liam" posts have been planted by the evil international team to sow discord and dissention within the Green Team as we approach the upcoming Ireland vs the World Tourney!! Don't let em!!!

All together now!

“Here we go again, we're on the road again
We're on the road again, we're on the way to paradise.
ooh ah up the 'Ra, say ooh ah up the 'Ra”

Tue Mar 07, 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sh#t is getting good.
thr real Liam

Tue Mar 07, 04:39:00 PM  

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