Game 24 Summary - Spongie Hallucinations
Well, what a night. You think you have seen it all.
The other team's goalie skates off the ice.
Was it his teammates not helping him?
Did he have to go the bathroom?
No, Six Pack is in pain. Joe "Relief's" himself by vomiting.
"That guys gets MVP, Great job Joe.
Then WoJo gets cut around his mouth, and keeps playing.
The tenasteat of our players. Both teams spilled their gut's.
Making it short and sweet: The outcome!
Dark 8 White 6
-spongee
Editor's Note: Sponge man erroneously thought that the series started last night when it was in fact, just the tune-up for the main event.
Contest: Guess the meaning of Spongee's latest creation--> tenasteat
The Spongee-to-English translator started smoking when it encountered the new word! Hmmm, maybe it means that Bob is smokin' crack again. - crabby
posted by Crabby at 3/22/2006 02:32:00 PM
10 Comments:
Spongie, your recap of the game told most of the story, although you forgot to mention a couple guys playing through injuries, Daddy Pat, & Jaybird. And I can't beleive you did not give credit ZACH!!! Kim's son was awsome. When you guys were worried about where I puked, he kept you in the game.
I think Spongie was gave us a Word Scramble with TENASTEAT. I think he was trying to tell us that our players TASTE NEAT.
gave = giving
SORRY
Spongee is confused as always.
Everyone knew going into last night that was only a warm up. But if he wants to pound his chest that they won, so be it. However, some facts must be brought to light...
- 5 of the nine players on Bob's team never played in the TNHL this year until last night (aka ineligible).
- 1 of the remaining 4 players is IRISH and would be playing on the IRISH team
- Take away the goals scored by the ineligible players and the Irish player & the score was 8-2 Irish!
Bob does have reason to pound his chest, just not the ones he was e-mailing about. Its not his team, not his play BUT the play of his son Zac! Zac played awesome! It looks like Spongee & his son have been playing together for years. Bob playing defense in front of Zac, giving the puck away in his own zone AND Zac making save after save to cover up for his dad. It was nice to see a Kilgore play well in his own zone. Good job Zac, the future looks bright for Bonner Ice Hockey!
Daddy Pat
PS Crabby, I was working in Philly near the homeless and junkies. I asked them what the word tenasteat means & I think I can take stab at the "What the Hell is Bob saying" question of the week.
When he writes: The tenasteat of our players. Those who speak spongeenesse tell him it means TENACITY: Stuborn, presistent. The explained to me that when translating, or jibbering as they call it, you must break the spelling of the word down. This leads to the meaning of the word, or as they call it jibberish! Let's us Bob's word as an example; tenasteat When you break it down...
Spongeenesse English
Ten - ast - ea - t; Tenacity
I mentioned a few English words & asked what the spongeenesse word for it would be. See below
English word(s) Spongeenesse word
Back Checking (none)
you all right? yaaw-ight
Clean Play (none)
landing pad Goalie
Iced Beer (none)
Explains some things, doesn't it?
Robert it sounds like sour grapes from the Spuds,
Dont worry be happy!
Balless Buff
"TENASTEAT" = "The Tuesday Night Hockey League"
Iceman, I need to send you a new copy of the Spongee Dictionary.
This is the latest word to be added in the book of words.
I'll also have to say congratulations to the Springfield High school teams.
The Varsity and JV teams. Winning The league. Nice job coaching.
"TNHL" Middle school and "E" team coaches: Joe, Daddy Pat, Capt'n Dan, Unger, Brit, JD, Toom's, Larry, Terry and Ice. I think WOJO was on the ice also and whoever else. These guys handed the high school a great foundation. Next year we must have a Bonner VS.
Springfield Varsity Game. It's a lock "Big Green " the winner!
I got to go, I heard a loud bang. Its a PECO truck. I need to see who the driver is. Is it Rusty??????
The Series has begun.
USA, the winner, 1 game in hand!
Yes, Daddy Pat and Jaybird are also tough tenasteat players.
Spongee
IS IT ME OR DOES BALLESS BUFFY SOUND LIKE THE COMMISH?
my guess was Liam ... or maybe Frick-a-see ... he's an instigator!
Please leave me out of the banter. I'm busy organizing my roster and assignments for next week.
Commish
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