Game 22 Summary - from the crease

The return of Sponge Bob on Tuesday was the big story of the week, scoring a couple of goals picking up a few assists, playing a sound game on the blue line. He was unbelievable he walked into the locker room like he was Flava Flave, just out with his hoe’s & a forty of OE 800. Then he hit the ice, skating like he was giving a urine sample while riding a surfboard, knocking guys to the ice like he had been out of the game for a year. A true Collingdale warrior Spongie kept track of his own +/-. Once again the goalies played to the level of their competition, I am beginning to think that having beer that readily available is affecting the concentration between the pipes. The play of Tooms outstanding on Tuesday, controlling play every time he was on the ice. The Leprechaun Line of Fricker & Liam drove the white squad crazy with a constant fore check. Johnny Rollerpants was strong for the white boys as was Chuckie.

The locker room was full of several choices, The Pope, Spongie,& the MVP of the beer list Daddy Pat all brought coolers. Once again Buckets is cursing all those extra coolers.

By the way Buffy, no I did not go home last week with a hickey, if I had Mrs. SIXPACK would not give me any hiney.

Till next week

SIXPACK