Emergency League Board Meeting
Update
Skaters and Liam's Neighbor, I was subpoenaed this morning by a attorney representing Robert Toomey and Sister Agnes. Mr. Toomey and Sister Agnes have filed a suit against the THNL for damages because of the "Robert Rule" they will not allow that name to be associated with a gentleman the likes of Liam's neighbor. The THNL has also lost its Bobby Socks sponsorship,its Boppit sponsorship, and its Bobsledding sponsorship.
Therefore we have reached a agreement and the all league mandates apply to Liam's neighbor with the exception of calling him "Robert."
In conclusion,
1. Jockstrap shinny in full view of the American League
2. Mr. Kilgore is now and will be forever called "Liam's Neighbor"
3. Liam's neighbor will not start 3-7-06
4. Liam's neighbor needs to step up on the ice and walk the talk with-out his other neighbor!
Thanks for your understanding with his important manner. This all could have been avoided if Liam's neighbor just showed up, shut up, and played hockey.
-Da Commish
ps: BEER LIST
3/7 - Tommy
3/14 - Chuck (for both lockerooms)
3/21 - Sponge
3/28 - Tree
4/4 - Cone
4/11 - Carl
4/18 - Jeff
4/25 - Crabby
5/2 - Jay
posted by Crabby at 3/06/2006 04:09:00 PM
17 Comments:
Commish,
There is an error in the Beer list. The date of 3/21 shows some guy name Sponge. I think this should say Liam's neighbor
PS Is Tom Dolan back from the Far East? Is he bringing beer or Saki?
I'm a rebel without a clue and Kilgore will always be Spongee to me!
Thanks Crab's
Yo Crab's, notice that I'm still invited.
The Reason: 3/21/06 I'm the beer guy that night !
Plus Sister Agnes knows, Collingdale guys always stay together!
If your raised in Collingdale your a Classic! Right:Six Pack and Daddy Pat!
Tommy Dolan just got back today. He made it to the Semi's in his tournament. He had a blast. He played against Sweds, Fin's Russian's ETC. He would like to go again with his own team.
"The TNHL" Can you guys say I'll take my monkey head well done!
Liam's middle neighbor
Liam's neighbor, I may travel half way across the world to play hockey, but there is no way I am giving head to a monkey
Liam's neighbor, dont come on my side of the ice I will rip your freakin head off and I wont ask you if your okay.
Mr. B-cage
This Liam's neighbor guy is a major SUCK UP, Collingdale guy's stick together. How pathetic you are after leaving the TNHL with no excuse notes you think a line like that will help. I give my teammates more credit than that. Keep your head up!
Can anybody say
"You guys are POSTAL" !!!!!
Hey Liam's neighbor,
What is up with you? First you throw six pack & I under the bus in the previous blog, now you want the Collingdale boys to stick together?
That may work with the "TTS" or the folks that hung at "Sue's" but not here. Tell your tale walkin.... to Patchin's
See you tonight?
Daddy Pat; "A true ZCollingdale Classic"
Jackson Avenue Boys agree with the Laffyette Crew.
Unless we see the Cock Block Girls your done.
Mr. Commish, I am as proud to say I'm a Collingdale Classic as you are, so I must tell you that Daddy Pat & I were Andrews Ave Boys. The street that produced such legends as Steve By-The-Way, Jack & Bobby Mcgee & Vito. Please commit this piece of information to memmory
I forgot Flossy Johnson
I remember Steve Buy-the-way well. How do you floss your johnson?
I have some leftover 12 oz. drinking vessels. I'll bring them tonight.
Rusty
P.S. sorry no Moose or Cherry Wheat just Molson Golden.
RUSTY,RUSTY,RUSTY, We never have leftover drinking vessels we have vessels that have not yet completed thier mission
Sixpack,
I must agree with you on a couple things....
Leftover drinking vessels are vessels that have not yet completed thier mission. I believe the NASA term is stand by vessels.
I don't think you put enough emphasis on the legend of Vito. Here is a man who was the original resident of Andrews Ave & out lived most of his neighbors. His job was to sit on his top step & scream at the kids on the street regardless of what they were doing (Rusty, is your neighbor's dad's name Vito by chance?). Vito had bad luck in planning family vacations. His grandsons would come visit for one week each year & it would always be the the week Collingdale's crime rate would shoot up. On the bright side, after their visit he always had a new TV, Sterio & my bike. Concidence, I am sure.
Daddy Pat; A True Collingdale Classic
PS. You forgot Tommy Ferris & Tony Hand
Joey Sixpack,
I used bad judgement when I said leftover. It was disrespectful and I am sorry. The vessels are excited about their new mission and are training in an iced filled compartment as we correspond.
Rusty
P.S. Frick thanks for the tickets. The game was awesome!
I also have some Stand By drinking vessels from last week. Not to worry, the Smirnoff Twist stuff is gone. The cooler will be strictly beer.
Daddy Pat
PS Vito fact #23: Vito had more hair growing out of his ears then the entire TNHL has on their heads!
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